billy dee williams

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so far every post in this thread reminds me of long island kids

1) people that get drunk and start bragging about their shit

2) people who think theyre the shit

3) the "concerned individual" who constantly gives me shit about my drinking

(not your problem, fuck off.)

4) shittalkers, whoever talking behind your back thinking youre not listening

5) the guy that thinks he knows EVERYTHING, and has everybody riding his sack.

6) just plain rude fucks

young tarts, old farts

i always get the xtra large bowl on the menu

#1) Xe Lua

its awesome. its got all the beef meat they serve in it. and its only $6.

I'm a college student. I work as a resident assistant/advisor (RA) at one of the university dorms.

It's Thanksgiving break, and the hall isn't closed. So, I have to work at the front desk from 1am-4am. I didn't think anyone would be in the building since they'd all be home, so I took a nap. About two hours in, I hear whistling, and I wake up...and I see this pimply, long-haired pale kid staring at me making loud breathing sounds. I thought he was locked out of his room, so I asked for his room number and proceeded to open the key box.

But he didn't respond. I asked for his ID, to see if he lived here, but he just kept staring.

I shrugged it off. There are some pretty fucked up kids on this campus, and he might just be high or inebriated. I grab the TV remote and start switching channels and then I hear him say...

"My roommate watches me shower. And he videotapes me."

I respond, "Have you called campus police? Or even talked to your RA?"

"No. I like it. I thought I'd tell you that. Before he starts selling the DVDs."

...

He keeps talking..."I really like it when no one's here. People think I'm creepy because I used to be fat. I really want to find a pair of gloves with like brass knuckles inside so I can just punch people in the face. But maybe a baseball bat would be better because then I wouldn't be near them and I won't get the blood on me. But I like blood."

I was about to write an incident report...but decided to ask..."You know, the counseling center has extended hours over the break. Would you like me to make an appointment for you?"

The kid's eyes widened and he grabbed his ID, swiped it through the door check, and ran up the stairs. Even though he lives on the 11th floor.

I haven't seent the kid since.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

ever get down with a hot girl who had a stinky cooch(and you weren't even fucked up enough to lose your sense of smell)?? please tell me some polite ways to let her/them know that their holes don't smell 2 pleasant. how can you hint at this without spoiling the sexy mood or without being offensive?

"pardon me, but the aroma of your private area resembles that of a day old squid...."

pretend you already nutted, run to the bathroom, wash the stink off, and bounce

stank puss = bonerkiller

yo any of you guys alchohol intolerant

sorry but that shit always looks kinda pussy.

had a old friend of mine throw up his pizza after two glasses of wine at a party

personally i can hold my liquor, but that may be because my dad was an alchie which is nothing to be proud of

fuck no

but i know a korean kid who passes out after 2 beers.

what size u lookin for? they had one more size 7

9 (US10)

called em up, said only khakis available were 13's. the whites were all gone.

yeah barneys has a good deal going on right now, but my size isnt available on their site, and neither does their store might end up spending fullprice on aloharag

casting people race-for-race shouldnt be a big issue though. hell, al pacino did play a cuban one time.

id totally nail sayuri though

theres this cornywhitegirl in my soiciology class, and for some reason i want to talk to her. typical CWG, blond hair, tan, not that orange shit though, uggs and north face fleece. bitch is quiet though, she doesnt talk at all.

whip dick in her face?

They're available in black and silver this season, and will be available in black, silver, white and gold next season.

im interested in seeing these in white. do you know when the next season drops?

thread makes me crave a drink.

Do you know how they cost?

think theyre around 800

japanese drivers are awesome.

we invented tuning, street racing and drifting.

haven't you seen tokyo drift? even though most of the people in there are korean...

according to american media

im suprised attack of the clones wasnt a documentary about the recent chinese economic boom

and of course, my sig

Do they still sell those? I want the gold or those silver ones.

i like the silver better than the black. but in my head im just thinking theyre a tad bit loud for me...

is there anyplace at all that has the white version of these? or will i have to settle for a paris proxy for em?

speaking of dior hightops, any thoughts on these, as opposed to the black version?

longest ive gone without a drink for the past few months was 2 days

a pair of hightops, and some money to pay off my damn bills

and a lapdance

pen & pixel do dat cover?!

i dunno.

but i put that pic on a tshirt, lots of mixed reactions.