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lmfaooooo that picture is classic

just take a mugshot of miss notblonde and write "it was this bitch's fault."

it is that bitch's fault i told him ill find someone to give her an uncomfortable venerial disease but noooo he all wants to hump her and shit

someone had the washer on spin while i was asleep once i thought it was an earthquake but it was just towels

yup all serious......DUM's just lazy

dude i physically dont feel well after reading that shit

maybe jackblack too... nahhhhhhhh

naw jackblack is not a nun, he is a friar.. i specifically mentioned NUN in my post. the nun is hot..

will i go to hell for thinking about a nun like that even though its a movie?

you'll be okay theres no such thing as hell and yes SisterEncarnacion * toodle deedle diddle dee * is sexy i'd hump her

Mr. Pibb is just like a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica because dude didn't even get his degree.

classic mitch hedburg;)

i hate when fat bitches at subway order foot long subs with all sorts of pork and bacon and shit on them and ask for a large diet coke

hmm i wonder what store that is

that whole no carb shit is just bullshit as a matter of fact americas standards for weight and health is bullshit the BMI ( body Mass Index) was created over 100 years ago not as a way to guage a populations health but their wealth.

i hate that ride their break on I-4 and go 55 miles an hour for fucks sake disregard the speed limit other people have shit to do

same, except replace "for my girlfriend" with "fast food" and the like

and infomercials. cheesy or otherwise. they make me feel like a tool just watching them. and of course, i dont have much of a choice at 3 am

for real, and its always the same 4 people endorsing the product three annoying abnoxious guys and one little old lady.....then theres the KING OF BULLSHIT! Ron Popeil

i hate when people use things that arent letters to spell words, i.e. "lyk3 yu knoe datz so0 co0l" this usually happens in text messages and usually results in me calling said person a douche

haha i didnt know there were central florida people here i knew abotu cheep but hes in jacksonville

edit: and yes those kids deserve to be beat in the face with cinderblocks and have their bloodied faces covered in broken glass and rock salt

i was racing my bestfriend from his boys house to his and i lost because i got stuck behind an old man in a ford escort.......i wished death on him and other obscenities am i going to hell?

...thats a mother fucking frog in a bag of what looks like baby spinach or something....wow looks good

this thread PWNS

guess ill contribute

i was chillin in lower haight in the city with my lady on saturday, and on our way to Upper Playground we had to stop at a stop sign for like 2 minutes because a train of about 30 nude bicyclists were crossing the road. like 35-50 year old adults pedaling on their bicycles in full nude. quite the unpleasant sight, and unfortunately very hard to erase from my visual memory. how the fuck do these people even find each other and arrange that shit?

myspace.

and carrot top has a house on the same lake as my ex girlfriend so does Doc rivers

thankfully not one of my friends. more a friend of a friend type deal. sad part is, that's not even half the argument (i.e. Mary Magdeline is Jesus mother you fucking idiot! wow.)

is the person you were arguing with retarded?

not sure but the last time i smoked it was july '05 and it was supposedly africa black but idk i think it was chronic or something with something in it because i was HI-HI-HI-HIGH and drunk as hell too and it just didnt feel right

i'm still very sensitive to racial slurs--as demonstrated in the superfreestyle thread.

whatsup with latinos and the word chino? sometimes i wish i didn't understand so much spanish. one time i was in a dominican restaurant and ordered rice and beans. when the waitress brought the food she muttered under her breath in spanish, "you chinos really like rice, huh?" i said, "yeah, and so what?" she was embarrased and scurried off.

i'm a grown-ass man and i still contemplate slapping the shit out of little spanish kids who hurl ethnic taunts at me. does this make me a bad person?

me being half hispanic half african american i apologize for dickheads who throw racial slurs but seriously who is she to be throwing an insult at somone for liking rice rice is liek 60% of our fucking diets! and slapping children for saying racial jokes is perfectly fine i do it as a hobby

The Godfather burger @ The Lyndenwood diner in E.N.Y. near spring creek gardens

half pound buger roasted red bell pepper grilled onions mozzarella and very light marinara add to that a ton of waffle fries and3 french connections and you are stuffed and buzzed

dude dont complain youre doing the same thing as me but youre being paid to do it consider yourself lucky

haha reading your post reminded me of Daft Punk's Da Funk video

very few things make me want to fight and its usually after ive attempted to restrain myself

8th grade:kid called me a pussy so i broke his nose

9th grade:an older white man called me "boy" in a condescending manner in an elevator i flipped and wanted to hit him but my friends stopped me

10th grade:some kid told me something regarding his dick and i knocked out one of his teeth

thats been pretty much everything as far as being provoked by words goes

so i was skating today and tried a backside boardslide and fell into a bush it hurt....alot

I always dance like that.

No, I did not devirginize her. I was a rebound, as her bf recently dumped her. Good timing, I guess.

I would call that bad timing my friend.