Head Ninja In Charge

The "rockstar" phase was some mind-boggling shit. Hooks laden with bad guitar riffs, Travis Barker showing up in every other video, rappers name-dropping Coldplay and John Mayer as inspirations, wallet chains, skulls - fuck, I thought I was going crazy.

The day Jim Jones traded in his red leather bomber for a smedium Ed Hardy tee was on par with the day I found out Omar Little was gay. Tried my hardest to still like him after, but the arbitrary "yes homo" was too hard to ignore.

I'll take the white Start Something.

I got my dick in your mouth, that's my starting offer. Post some goddamn prices.

my ass looks good in them, but i know wat u mean.

Prooooooooooooooooove it.

I'll take the Live To Ride. Shipping included?

All wrong.

So where are my Goldenrods.

Legit. Free bump for not fucking me over.

"Look, nigga. You got 11 more months to send me my hat. If you don't, I'm gonna put you on blast in the supermarket for all to see...please believe it."

So, did you ship out yet?

I'll take those G-Rods. PM'ed.

Will somebody fucking buy this already? I'm sick of seeing this shit everyday on page one.

For the love of shit, can we please get a Sticky?

wowowowowowowowow some people cease to amaze

The phrase is never cease to amaze, you ignorant prick.

PM'ed you about the 22nd backpack.

Today, I watched the best Super Bowl of all time.

What to do when you see a guy like this walking down the street?

Clench. With the quickness.

PM'ed you about the La Motta tee.

yea, but this thread has always been full of thinly disguised hatred. thats kind of why its so entertaining.

The fuck is so thinly disguised about it? Short of dawning well-tailored Grand Wizard costumes, everyone posting here has done a pretty good job of making their intentions clear.

do yourself a favor and listen to Towns Van Zandt.

Co-fucking-sign. Texas is definitely in the house. TVZ is one of the ten best American songwriters of all-time. Fight me if you don't think so.

Terrible, guy. Reminds me of Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait.

Carl, for sure.

The G.O.A.T.

"Nobody understands me!"