evilgeniusdan

wut sandals?

happy holidays

Yo this is pretty sick actually?  What?  I want to print this on a tshirt.  

fuck i wish i was a horse right now

 

 

drew this pic of me chillin w/ my items

 

fade2black <3

ps http://instagram.com/evilgeniusdan

^ pls neg

what happened to ur hair

~share your vampy burg story today~

maybe like 3 years ago or so, i was browsin that 'what are u eating today' thread at home, scrolling through picture after picture of vampy burgers.  my brother, looking over my shoulder goes... "man, i love burgers but that fool is gonna die of a heartattack"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGcemRDn4E

not bad.

"grail" tee, don't fuck with internet hot dog.

id pls?

help

i am. so lonely

crosspost from boss is black

 

OGs wEstSidE, selectivebeef, and habia

i'm wearing polo shirt and coat, mcqueen scarf, silent whisper necklace, rrl jeans, illesteva glasses, and louboutin louis sneakers. fuk u

 

 

i love you.

w2c Julien David in general besides Maas/Colette/DSM/Japan is the ?

Odin

about time.  C.E. doing some crazy good stuff.

Grateful Dad look

I miss dovo

Also how come I can't neg my own posts anymore.

My sister and brother-in-law are in town and are staying with my parents. My brother-in-law brought waterproof pants with him for whatever reason and this morning he played the hilarious, never been done before spilling of liquid on his pants but it being okay because they're waterproof pants joke on my dad. He spilled coffee on himself and burned his balls. 

 

The coffee slid down the front of his pants and onto one of the only pieces of carpet left in my parents' house: the floor of my dad's office. My dad was worried about his carpet so cleaned for an hour to make sure there wouldn't be a coffee stain and then took my brother-in-law to the ER. 

 

The nurse and doctor at the ER were less than impressed with my brother-in-law's "at least I didn't get something stuck up my ass" joke while examining his burnt balls.

 

Day two of my mother's "let's have all the kids come home for a week" week was a success, I'd say.

Accidently negged so quote for the new page.

omg the intrigue.  

I want the boots.  

yeah its soooo good!