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ron2331

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  1. ive been going to sleep at 4 in the morning and waking up at 3 for 2 weeks i even watched degrassi until 5. i wanna fix darcys fucked up teeth with my penis.

    its a corny show but i cant help but watch it.

    i have to fix my sleepin schedule in 3 days. its gonna suck bad.

  2. school starts tomorrow and i cant watch black porn either. something about it i just cant do even if they are really attractive
    have the same problem. they cant be both black:o does that make me racist??
  3. i saw dino close to supreme. it was weird cause i said is that dino but in a silent voice hoping he could read lips or something.lol and i saw sidenylo and im pretty sure a whole bunch of other ster heading to a bar or somthing

    it must be werid being called out buy ur e name in public.

    i also say a hipster looking dude slouch beanie and all that looking at my apc once. it was super akward. then a block later i thought of somthing witty to say. i hate when that happen.

  4. how i hate / love vendor food. i wish i could have vendor food at home so i could have a toliet near by. once ate a gyro i was walking around squezzing my ass for 3 blocks untill i found a bathroom.

  5. I think the one where a kid dies, he puts his asshole up to pool jets, and it creates a vacuum on his ass, and when he tries to pull away, his insides get sucked out.

    o yeah that shit had me scared of pools for a while.

    i tried the jerking in the beach to see if the it actually floats up to the surface . but it didnt work. ive always wanted to try it in a pool.

  6. anyone rember the name of the short story where a group of kids find a extreme way of jerking off and they end up dieing. one was with a cumcumber the other put stuff in his peehole and the other jerked under water and catch the "pearls" as they floated up.

    thtas story was so fucked up.

  7. funny... i think my dad was watching me get head in the back seat of his car on the way to the tampa pro contest back in 98... this was after a quart and a joint, so i didnt care, and neither did my girlfriend.

    same girl, her mom walked in on her and her friend both going down on me. one was sucking, the other licking and shit.... ahh... highschool.

    cheep ur my hero...

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