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mrjuby

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  1. -kick lots of trees

    it was just one palm tree throughout the whole movie. and you forgot "go to a bar, get drunk, dance with two ladyboys (?) and then fight a gang of thai niggas"

  2. you are a crazy man. all of this would have been avoided if branespload added a "(10)" to his post.

    catlakewatermelonn.jpg

    whatthefuckman.jpg

    but i hope you get your bag back.

  3. I prefer fresh off the plane, I'm a bit more upscale.

    Not all of them moan like that. They usually moan like that cus walls are thinner in Japan. They'll scream in a brownstone.

    I met my wife at a lounge, I tried to get with her tall ass jbeezy friend first. Somehow I ended up going to jland with her, met her moms, charmed moms pants off, moms begs me to marry wife, since she didnt steal my shit and she had a b.a.l.l.a. job before lehmann thing fucked us all, I proposed to her normal typical on one knee thing.

    http://winnerhahaha.ytmnd.com/

  4. i got a holo blastoise which was cool. And wat would a black guy be doing in korea? they hate black people here. I think u guys are thinking of Sais? He black. He black like nighttime.

    this reminds me of a system i made up for describing how dark a black guy is. my black friends think its funny/makes sense. its pretty much relating the time at night and how dark it is outside to how dark a black guy is.

    ex. wesley snipes is 2am black.

    no racist.

    and yes, sais is black, 2-3am black?

    no racist.

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