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bee hee

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  1. quiere que SEA not quiere que SER; iglesia, not inglesia; trata DE, not trata QUE

    JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A SPANISH MAJOR THIS IS SHIT YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL

    also, an open letter to one of my spanish professors

    YOU HAVE A PhD PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A BETTER ACCENT AND SPEAK LESS ENGLISH THAN THE STUDENTS IN YOUR CLASS

  2. saw vicky cristina barcelona and then went to the only cafe that has wireless and a smoking section and accidentally got locked inside and then I went home at three and got drunk with this girl at my house that I have never seen before

  3. this would make me feel very bad about myself...

    One would think that. The thing is, she didn't actually die.

    Though because of this I am never drinking soju again.

    edit: something worse: my (female) friend touched this girl's vagina (her first time touching somebody else's vagina) and the girl died in like a week.

  4. lost my virginity to this girl who attempted suicide within the half-hour. needless to say every encounter with her has been pretty uncomfortable.

    also my housemates and I always talk about this other girl who lives with us, forgetting that she lives in the same house and hears every word we say.

  5. man i'm mad drunk too mn too, but i'm sober enogha to realizei that rendevouz is a fuckin ripoff man,..just buy your own shit and buy the shisha yourself....

    nobody goes to rendezvous for the hookah, buddy. you can smoke inside and they don't mind if you sit there for an ungodly long period of time.

    Don't the 4 or 5 hot girls on campus goto rendezvous to read and shit?

    Yes. Re: pizza at champs, I don't think so.

  6. this is a terribly late bump, though I hope drunkenness wil excuse it.

    rendezvous café on south university, if you're looking for coffee and cigarettes. across from smoke-a-hookah (probably cheapest cigarettes you can hope for besides Champions next to Village Corner) near east university.

    God, does anybody know anything that's in anyway after-hours on the weekend? because everything ends at two-o'clock, including parties.

  7. small party started at my friend's co-op, then we moved over to a big party at another co-op. got very drunk and failed to acquire a midnight kiss because I was smoking a cigarette outside. my nose started bleeding but I don't think anybody noticed. danced to an ok band. saw kids I don't really like from my old city that were drunker than I was and pretended to believe in their new year mysticism. walked back to the first co-op in the snow and ate a container of cream cheese with my friend that we spread on gluten-free bagels. decided I could never live in a co-op and passed out on a sofa after chainsmoking the last four cigarettes of the pack I bought I had bought six hours earlier.

  8. with staircases i like to start and end each floor on the same foot (generally the right)

    i will sometimes skip stairs or wedding march step to accomplish this

    Same. Or if I'm going up stairs I have to skip every other step. If there's not an even number of steps I have to skip the last one and usually end up looking foolish trying to skip two steps rather than one.

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