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April '77

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HONG KONG - A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after his penis got stuck in a park bench he had apparently tried to have sex with, reports said.

Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing after he attempted to use a hole in the exercise bench to masturbate in a deserted park after dark, the Apple Daily and other papers reported.

Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him by draining blood from his penis failed.

Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers here.

Photographs showed rescue workers carrying him to an ambulance on the metal sheet, covered in a red blanket.

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Once a lady, who's mother had just jumped off a building and died, came over to the house. At that time I was around 14 and covered in scratches and scars from skateboarding. Some of these scratches were around my wrist from a run in with a thorny bush. The lady asked how did you get those scratches. I pointed to my wrist and jestingly said, "I was trying to commit suic..." pausing right there as the awkwardness of the situation enveloped me...

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