Francis Begbie

Mellow, where'd you get those Tevas?

That Neo Geo Pocket had Metal Slug which was and still is the best game franchise ever.

So sick.

I met Matt Dillon at a screening of Crash in New York a few weeks before the film got released nationally. He was boring as shit. But I figured people always come up to his brother Kevin and compliment Matt's work, so I flipped it on him and was like, 'I'm a huge fan of your brother Kevin!'

I also met Paul Haggis, the director of the film, that same night.

Hahah. I thought we learned at a young age not to give information away to strangers, especially if we consider them creepy?

I'd dead this whole thing before you wake up with a steam blast to the dome, word to Bone Collector.

Let's make our first post in WAYWT and get a dark green tip.

I can go weeks without smoking sober, but if I'm even a little drunk, I crave one. I know a kid that gets money from his grandad to quit smoking. He spends said money on cocaine and pills.

Red Moon wallets boggle my mind. 400 dollars for an enormous wallet that doesn't fit all the way in your pocket. That's the definition of next level right thurr.

I wonder if Sheffield is going to get hit tonight.

I recommend either Diddy 'Horsecock' Ruggiero or Diddy Brasco.

Does the age of the product matter? Since it's freeze dried it doesn't go bad, right? I wish Bill Nye were hear right now to answer this query.

Bill, despite dressing like a stylish garbage man (and I mean that as a compliment, because he's one of my favorite posters) never seems to post in SuperTrash. Ironic.

I'll embed the video for you because you screename is legendary.

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Always the dollars. Always the fuckin' dollars.

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I know you're ironically acting like a frat bro because JMatsu always accuses you of that, but the gay '4.20' sign makes it look unironic.

Edit: 300th post

I'll be buying 50's album. And some G Unit ginny tees.

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Jmatsu and Robideux

Word, that was a Darwinian cue. If you couldn't put on the strap without gashing your wrists, you didn't deserve to wear it / live.

Game Gear went hard, although it ate batteries like no other.

These go for stacks on eBay.

I'm shocked Street Sharks is getting any love. They were, at best, a third rate TMNT ripoff.

Even as a kid I knew that shit was lame.

In terms of steez, they are all our peers.

Goddamn French perverts take an innocent thing like a Push Pop and sex it up. Typical.

My old man got me this as a lad.

Got a nigga's WPM up to a respectable rate.

Dumb bitch got owned. Oldest trick in the book.

Niggas wearin shiny suits like it's all good.