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  1. craigslist follies

    so i was skulking around CL yesterday afternoon and wandered into the legitimate “woman seeking men†section and found an ad for what sounded like a nice woman (35) out of alexandria. the ad said she wanted to go out for dinner and drinks, so with qman giving me the heisman yesterday i figured maybe i would go on a date. so i answered and we chatted and i made my way to alexandria on metro where she picked me up. (of course as soon as i get to my destination in alexandria qman calls and tells me they are going to some capitol hill bar and i should come — and he actually tries to persuade me to ditch the date and come. they must have been pretty low in the joke department!)

    here is her linked in profile (went thru her medicine cabinet)
    XXXXXXX

    so she drives me to the capitol city brew pub in shirlington — right on that same strip where we lost our minds when qman had the best deal of any internship ever and lived in shirlington. that weekend drinking session is the summer of 2001 is actually one theory on the origin of “flipping outâ€, and also when all’s potter saw were beer ads.

    now this girl is a booze bag and starts right in with vodka and cranberry. i had 4 giant beers and then we started doing jameson shots (no pickle back though). oh, and the way, it was still light out. so of course we get into her car and she drives to safeway and we pick up three bottles of shiraz wine and go back to her place. we are just having a blast and she is really cool, and we are slugging this wine and making out. we are also giving each other run downs of our criagslist encounters. she was showing me all the email replies she got to her ad. also she had been chatting (like yahoo chat) with another guy prior to my email so all of a sudden he started messaging her. so we started fucking with him and she told him she was with me and we were hanging out and she just knew i was going to be good in bed. so that was when we really started hooking up.

    now when i was kissing her i put my hand on her neck and then by the way she reacted i just knew she wanted to be roughed up a little bit. so, as i told dave, from then on it became like a porno scene you would watch with “cock worship†in the title. she was on her knees for most of it, right in front of her balcony which faces the parking lot (after she opened the door). i would repeatedly smack her in the face while she was blowing me. and she could take the entire thing, like her lips all the way down to my stomach, and not just up and down but hold it there for a very long time. also she would tilt her head back and have me pour like entire glasses of wine down her throught and have no problem drinking 6 ounces of wine in one shot. total slut. this went on for a very long time.

    then it was time for sex. but first she told me she has lupus. i have no idea what lupus is. so when she went to pee i googled it and found it it makes you tired but is not contagious, so good to go (well, im sure yahoo answers is super reliable, right??). then she goes and gets me a condom and jumps up on me and starts going to town. but this small condom is like really tight. its killing me, so i say that and she says that she will get a larger one because she has plenty. so i pull out and notice the one i have on is covered in blood. im like “are you on your period??â€. she tells me no, but she has an IUD that never really sat right and they are having trouble getting it out or her, so sometimes it gets knocked around and bleeds. this was gross and i told her i couldnt have any more sex. she lost it. yelling at me, and then threw her clothes on and told me she was driving me home. now she was wasted and there we were doing 101 miles per hour up 395 past the pentagon and across the 14th street bridge, with the dave matthews band CD she had blasting the entire time. As soon as fucking ants go marching came on and she crossed the 100 mph threshold, wasted and crying, i was certain i had transitioned either into a movie or the end of my life, where the chickens had come home to roost, and the results of all of my disgusting actions were culminating in a final moment before i was killed in a crash, set to the terrible music of some douchebag from south africa who will never be as big as jimmy buffet — my own personal hell.

    well she dropped me off on the corner and i got pizza and called joyce, and then cried myself to sleep watching “spanglishâ€. then at about 5am did the “where the fuck am i†wake up - the volk special.

    anyways, jeff, and ring pictures? qman glad you had fun yesterday, see you for the move. worm and jaret, thanks for your attention.

    HAHAHAHA

    enjoy the rest of the weekend guys!

  2. Spent a few months in Switzerland helping to decorate my girlfriend's apartment. Built the origami thing and pipe bookshelf. Notice the bookshelf doesnt tie into the wall but instead is compressed between the floor and ceiling. I'm currently talking to the people at Apartment Therapy so there might be a tutorial post on it soon.

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    the swiss do it better...nice work brokedj. i need to learn the secret to the pipe bookshelf...

  3. Yeah that's me from the Jeansmuseum in Zurich.

    Wow, just 3 days out in the forest for cutting trees at my parents house without internet access and so much traffic found here, when coming back home.

    Is it really about me?

    I have understood less then 50 percent of the replies so I have to improve my poor english knowledge.

    hmmmm...

  4. Ha ha ha.

    Yeah I know about my too long and too big jeans and denim jacket and my bad footwear.

    But no worries mate.

    I never had any sewn on signs on my raw denIm stuff since I never alter or change anything on them

    About tan spray I have now idea what this is for

    I'm sorry to dissapoint you here beeing not a fashion guy.

    I'm just interested in wearing raw denim stuff in a comfy, natural and hard dry way.

    you're the best, swiss-jeansfreak

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