DTC

when ever you droppin a deuce somewhere on campus that isn't in your dorm bathroom (I commute so I don't even live in a res hall)

you got two kinds of people that come in not needing to simply take a piss: the kind that come into the bathroom and see the stall(s) be taken and immediately dip to go find an open one on another floor / in another building

and the people who stand there for a few minutes outside the stall waiting hoping you about to be done before giving up and dipping

I mean come on you making me nervous standing right there while I'm trying to take a shit especially if we're the only two people in the bathroom in a situation where there's only one stall

When you pick up Smash and you got scrubs downloaded after the first game because they keep doing the same shit over and over again but you haven't figured out how to punish it yet cuz you still new to the game.

I was expecting to see some posts on here about the new Walking Dead season starting. Personally, I'm not much of a fan of the show. As a long time reader of the comics I just treat it like it's an alternate universe in the same setting rather than an adaptation of the comic. That way it's tolerable.

This new season is starting off pretty great.

If you want access to a private tracker for old shows you're not likely to find on a public one PM me your email for an invite to animebytes. Just keep your ratio in good standing.

leeches who try to be your friend because you have a car and they need rides anywhere outside walking distance of university campus

leeches who try to get you to do favors for them that they have no intention of compensating you for

when people directly send snaps to you on top of adding them to their story so you end up checking the same shit twice

nyaa torrents is kill RIP

i hate when i ask a girl out and she tells me she doesn't like pho

das like my most favorite food ever

when people get up on my ass while I'm on an uphill incline driving a manual transmission car

was looking to pick up a tv series to watch and came upon this

pretty interesting take on vampires as it's something a bit different from the usual depiction

Had been putting this one off for the longest time even though it came so highly recommended from a friend. Already more than halfway through it after only a couple days.

people that bring their dogs to a bar

you're not fooling anyone Fido's just there to help you draw in women and you know it works

Buddies were doing some day drinking for 4th of July. There was a big event in town and we had plans to go around to some bars that evening. When I get there one guy was already trashed. First bar we go to for some drinks and food guy starts falling asleep at the table after he finishes his meal. We close out and leave and not 5 feet out the bar he collapses and guy is fucking snoring in the middle of the sidewalk. My other buddy and I are trying to wake him up and when that shows no success we try lifting him to carry him back to the apartment. First thing I notice and point out is the piss that has begun seeping through his jeans. Second thing that hits us is the scent of him shitting himself shortly after. Some lady walks by with her phone at the ready asking if our boy is alright and if we need help. Guy decides to wake up at that very moment and shout "DO YOU GUYS SMELL THAT? I POO'D MYSELF; IT'S SO BAD!"

At that point we quickly hauled his ass back to the apartment and threw him in the bathroom. At least we didn't have to clean him too.

Damn I wish I would have gotten this cover or the original one when I copped Issue 1. Shop I went to only had the alternate with the girl lying on the bed.

Hopefully the UBW series turns out better than the movie. Then hopefully the Heaven's Feel movie won't suck.

Gundam Build Fighters sequel. Hitsugi no Chaika S2. Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de because Studio TRIGGER. Log Horizon S2. Amagi Brilliant Park because KyoAni. WIXOSS S2. Psycho-Pass S2. Sanzoku no Musume Ronja because Studio Ghibli. Trinity Seven (didn't even realize it was getting adapted until I checked the fall list). Yowamushi Pedal S2.

Undecided on Grisaia no Kajitsu. Heard the VN was good or something. Mushishi is on my backlog since I still haven't finished the first season. Some other titles I might end up picking up on the Fall list depending on how interesting the first episode or two turn out, but the above titles are the only ones that outright interest me. I haven't read Terra Formars but the description sounds quite interesting.

Same girl that I went to the hookah bar with told me the story of how she was sexually assaulted by a guy 7 years older than her when she was 17. She then proceeded to watch hentai with her female roommate while on the phone with me that same night. That chick was super weird.

YouTube "personalities"

I wish every season were as good as this one with how many great shows are airing.

Most recent pick up was Death Vigil. I'm not into capey comics, but I started reading Invincible and holy shit was I impressed. Lots of Sci-Fi coming out in the following year so I'm excited for that.

I've been watching Prison Break. On the verge of dropping it because the asspull drama and muh government conspiracy make it more frustrating to watch than enjoyable.

Ran into my uncle's ex-fiance at a bar about a month ago. Chatted and hung out over drinks. She informed me that 1. she was bisexual and 2. was down for a 3-some if we found an attractive enough chick that night.

Different night, different girl. Got dragged out to a hookah bar with some chick I was interested in. She invited out some other guy as well. I hadn't met him before so I wanted to get know him and how much competition he was going to be. Ended up exposing that he is 30 with a 10 year old kid and married, but he doesn't have a ring and even if he did he wouldn't wear it. He likes to mess with 20 year old chicks and apparently they've smashed before while she was drunk (hurrah for underage drinking). Guy admitted to regularly cheating on his wife but claimed the married is open so she doesn't care even though she's faithful. What a disaster.

One of my buddies introduced me to this website http://audiotree.tv/session/shakey-graves/

They do some neat live sessions with a lot of different bands. The session linked is some godlike one-man band.

Chill stuff to listen to while I've been studying.