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The Oscars

First time I've ever watched this shit, and I am aboslutely disgusted

The hosts are fucking lesbian aliens

Fucking America, man

My mommas food

Bill Nye is black inside

nothings wrong with my body i love my body

my mind, however.....

Marty is such a lovable misogynist

how is he lovable?

Marty is the yellow king, I'm already calling it

I dont know these goats are pp superlative

I dreamt last night that I was in a oakland-looking city and I got shot 7 times and one last time directly between my eyes

It was the most intense dream I have had in a long time. I was completely sure I was dead and was really surprised when I woke up and thought "god damn" to myself.

Ye it was a ppgoat experience

Now I'm listening to Danny Brown and goin to his concert in like 10 days so its all good

is dat sum cph metro?

yup, its nørreport if im not mistaken

I live in cph too

5 old beez walkin round lookin like variables of each other
Guess whack women never learn huh
Fur coat ugly bag game

 

my life fucking sucks

looks awesome to me!!!!!

oh, the superiority of rolling v packing is something u learn on the streets

yeah, I'm sure you learn a lot of shit in the american streets

in american schools we learn basic arithmetic so we can tell that prerolled cones give you less for your â‚¬â‚¬â‚¬

that's cool, I'm glad to hear you enjoy your educational system 

However, I am just talking about the cone, not the joint

when i was in europe last year i tried to roll a joint with a euro bill and it simply does not work

luckily i had an american dollar in my wallet, rolled like a charm.

i know, i should know how to roll by hand but the point is that euros lack utility that the dollar delivers.

we buy pre-rolled cones, which you can buy at every kiosk

americans wouldn't know about that

this is painful to watch

I feel this kind of belongs here

I would make you shut up if I could

Isn't there some way to filter your shit?

Shut the fuck up, sundance

tall people you barely know calling you short

just do like me and bite their crotch

remember to tell them "no homo"

best curry 

 

U got it all wrong

I had thoughts about you being a troll, but now I am fully convinced

Timelapse of a glass building