Peace-pipe

I was at the cash helping a customer at work the other day when out of nowhere I feel that I'm starting to get a nosebleed. Before i could do anything a drop of blood falls onto the key board and blood starts running down my face. The customer didn't realize at first and I awkwardly just froze trying to not draw attention to what was going on. Luckily my coworker was there and took over as i made a run for the back room while everyone is staring at me. After I find out that my coworker didn't see the blood on the key board and got it all over trying to finish up at the cash.

I want to marry my art history ta, she's totally stunning and just awesome. I have no idea how to work it though....

how old are you?

20

Haha your right that totally sounds like it could be some shity song. That's honestly the situation I'm in right now though. Thanks for pointing that out though, it feels good to have a laugh about that.

Recently got dumped by my dream girl. We live on the same street and I have to walk by her house everyday. I can't help but look up at her window when I walk by. It kills me to know that she is always so close and yet I'm never going to get to see her again. Can't believe she could just walk away from everything....

Started working retail recently and one of my coworkers is this tall, skinny, model looking french girl. Needless to say I'm totally into her. So the other day at work i was in the back room and decided to quickly try to re-tuck in my shirt as it was kinda coming untucked. So i have my pants and belt undone and am adjusting the front of my shirt when I hear someone coming. I try to do up my pants as fast as i can but its too late and the girl walks in to see me taking my hand out of my pants and doing up my fly. I try to explain what i was doing but she doesn't say anything and just awkwardly laughs and leaves. Just kinda wanted to die the rest of the shift...

Anouk Aimée

whatever I'm over it

So last night i got a text from the only kinda crazy girl i have ever really been involved with and it kinda reminded me of some of the stories i have from being "with" her. I guess most of it was just kinda crazy and not really psycho but i think you guys might enjoy the story.

I met this girl while i was out at a club one night, being kinda shy she approached me and basically kinda picked me up. So at the end of the night we are leaving and i go to get her number and she tells me that she has a bf and that we can only be friends. This should have been my cue to get the fuck out of there but the problem was that she was really fit and very attractive so of course i take her number and we start texting.

I guess at this point i should explain that i do realize that i am the asshole in this story for getting involved with a girl with a bf.

A few weeks go by and then one night she texts me super late and wants to meet. so we are at my place and we make out and i see her topless but she cant stay long so it doesn't really get beyond that. After that night she starts texting me really dirty shit all the time and telling about her fantasies and how she likes it rough and likes being choked in bed. She even tells me that she thinks of me when her boyfriend is fucking her and lots of other stuff.

So one night i get a phone call from her boyfriend after she had left my house. He basically just tells me that i can never talk to her again and shit and i just hang up the phone. Needless to say i kinda had a wtf am i doing moment. It turns out that she had told him about the shit she had been texting me and i am now seriously worried i am going to get my teeth kicked in or something. After that she tells me we cant talk anymore and we cant see each other. A week later though she texts me again and this goes on for a while, she says she misses me and wants me and then later tells me we can never talk again.

Then one night I am heading out to the bar with the guys when she calls me up. She says that she really misses me and wants me to come see her. I tell her i am out with my friends and i am busy but i stupidly let it slip where we are going. She calls me back again and kinda pleadingly asks me what she has to do to get me to come see her. I tell her maybe another time and then just kinda forget about it. Later that night though she shows up to the bar. I just ignore her and pretend i don't see her but she eventually just comes up and grabs my hand and pulls me aside super aggressively and starts making out with me. At this point i give in and am kinda enjoying it.

At the end of the night i walk her home from the bar but its almost impossible to get anywhere because she wont stop making out with me so that we can walk. we get to a side street and she starts undoing my pants and wants me to fuck her right there on the street. I stop her but then in a park a few minutes later she puts my hand down her pants and starts begging me to fuck her. Needless to say this is super fucking hot but we are in the middle of downtown and i don't want to do anything after getting a phone call from her bf. We eventually make it back close to her apartment where she starts asking me how much i like her and going on about how she has to make up her mind. I tell her she shouldn't break up with her bf for me but she just goes on and on for ever about it.

The few weeks later or something she calls me and say that she needs to talk to me. She was late and was worried she was pregnant and apparently was so drunk the last time we saw each other that she couldnt remember if we had sex or not. So basically after that i was like this is not worth it no matter how hot this girl is and i stopped talking to her. She still texts me randomly ever once and a while but i just ignore her.

Sorry if any of these are re-posts.