pattheroux

So earlier in the semester, I'm still trying to un-fuck my sleeping pattern because the new term begins the next day & I've got a 10AM class. So It's almost 4 and I still haven't slept, so I reach for my laptop, fire up good ol pornhub & rub one out ... shit does the trick so I close the lid & pass out.

Woke up, already late for class. Did my morning shit & got going. So I walk into a dead silent lecture hall, shit is already on full swing so I sit at the back to avoid attention & bring out my laptop .. open it up & there goes asa akira moaning at the top of her lungs.

As you can imagine, at this point i'm scrambling to close the page(s) but this is that period straight off of sleep mode when EVERYTHING is unresponsive. So, yeah I became that guy. Contemplated dropping the course but it's a program requirement. What made shit worse, we had tons of group sessions the entire year with rotating groups so it felt like I had to speak to everyone in the class at some point.