John Q. Citizen

I befriended a random persian girl on facebook and she shoots me a "do i know you?." I respond with "if you did, would you have to ask?"

Then we start messaging each other for a a few hours while im work. Flirt or whatever, turns out she has a BF. Go back to her profile on FB in the evening.

Deleted.

She reactivates her FB, delets all her wall posts and all her photos with her bf. Changes her status from "in a relationship" to "single"

im seeing her this weekend. TF?

Step your creep-game up boys.

pretty sure you are going to be limping home with a bruised tail bone after having been raped by a 15in persian penis.

or fb has got her birthday listed as after 96', and its really the popo about to bust your ass.

i negged. fucking idiot.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ ballin bitch

For any of you that like the IWC aquatimer...

Vostok Anchar. I think its pretty nice. Can't go wrong for about 500 us a pop.

losing streaks at the cas.

you're either doing it all wrong or you graduated with the wrong degree if you only expect bmw money in 8-10 years.

this thread. fucking fail.

only came in here for one thing.

dude was wearing current Japanese streetwear (incl Visvim backpack, because he was on vacation) and a $20,000 watch

dismal, what watch?

Hi Peter,

Apologies for the confusion earlier.

As you can see from the subsequent posts you have found a gem, and I cannot believe you posted the link!

You should pick up straight away otherwise Zubin and Co. will beat you to those prized Diors.

Although I do understand if you are hesitant on making a purchase. Funny thing is, I live a short drive from the seller, just up in Oshawa and only a few minutes if I take the 401.

I tell you what, because I understand your caution I will do you a huge favour. Paypal me the money and I will personally drive to the seller, check the jeans out and make the purchase on your behalf.

PM me for details.

Cheers,

John.

What about a Bell & Ross? Their newest BR range is very nice. Pretty sure you can pick up the BR126 for around that price.

dismal, you sure about that? I always took 20-30% at an AD to be the norm. 20 being the bare minimum and 30 if you're lucky. Could be different for IWC...

Hi Peter,

You may purchase.

They have a 'great wash' which guarantees their legitimacy.

John.

ik999, that shit made me lol

windoze, thats some next level retard OS.

and am I missing something...what the fuck is a 'haramzadeh'...

Quoting Don Draper "The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn't exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts."

Saw a messenger in the city this morning. Had about 6 box of roses balanced on his bars and probably another 6 strapped to his back. Felt sorry for the guy.

Fuck Valentine's day and the chumps its made for.

Good games over the weekend. I know its been hyped up as fuck, but gees Rooney's goal was a blinder!

Also, I am looking forward to Champions League this week...

How much did you start with, 5k?

Usually only fuck around with 500 because I don't want to go stupid, but for some reason I had about two and half k on me the other day.

damn you john Q you owe me $1100

ahaha sorry.

Shit like this cracks me up though. Around the middle of last year, a friend of mine made a huge amount of cash on the AUD one day, roughly in the order of 50k. On the exact same day, another friend lost about the same amount, obviously with the opposite position. He manages his own super and was pretty pissed off about the loss. We were giving him shit for weeks, saying how all things being equal, you gave 50k away. lol

lol, I played at the casino all summer hoping to win some watch money, never panned out. I even won and inordinate amount almost every time, I could walk out with a grand five out of seven days a week and bet I earned like $10-15K this summer total, but somehow it never added up to enough to buy a big watch at one time. =\

Yeah, its so hard to build up cash. My thinking is either win big or not at all. Overall I am definitely down.

boots wit' tha furrr...

Cross-post from let's talk watches.

Mostly Baccarat.

Funny thing was, one of the guys at the same table won well over 20k whilst we were playing. Must have been a lucky night

Does anyone know why my previous 2 posts, the pictures have disappeared?

probably because those posts were shit.

go back to watching harry potter.

So after what can only be described as a ‘cunt of a week’, me and a couple of the boys hit the cas on Thursday night . Long story short, ended up walking away with just over 9k. lol

Yesterday afternoon, went up to Cartier to pick up gift for gf birthday. In Sydney, we’ve got the omega boutique across the road so I went in to have a look. Have always had an interest in the moonwatch and ended up walking out with one.

ericdw, great post

that suit fit is wrong on so many levels i dont even know where to begin. just screams douche. sorry no hate.

firstly, skinny tie. you won't be taken seriously.

you say its a career fair. not Mad Men. get rid of the tie clip.

suit is definitely too tight. shouldnt have knee bulge wearing pants and i can see the outline of your fat thighs. plus it just looks cheap with the creases that are being left at your elbow region.

iron your shirt properly or get some proper collar inserts. your collar is whack..

and them those shoes. damn...

fuck this is tragic!

http://www.planetf1.com/news/3213/6733623/-Surgeons-Battling-To-Save-RK-s-Hand-

Was really looking forward to seeing Kubica in that Renault...not good at all. Hope he gets better.

Wonder who Renault are going to put in now though, their test drivers aren't anything special - Bruno Senna and Romain Grosjean. And its not like Petrov will be lighting up the timesheets.

+1 on the retro livery. Looks so good...

Gearbox must be tiny! And reminds me of this...

Although is it just me, or does the Williams look a bit bare on sponsorship?

Ugly sidepods IMO from McLaren. Rest of it is nice though.

Looks like they are trying to get the airflow over the sidepods and straight to the diffuser rather than traditionally going underneath.

^ she probably wasn't that much of a looker was she? cos that's not very classy

Where the hell did you park to deserve an eighty dollar ticket? Brutal.

that is standard in Sydney...

is it chan-the-man or chant-heman?

either way I always have to remember to be careful when I see you as last poster and im at work.

Damn you post some tittay