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PAUATK

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  1. the fuck is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I officially love this guy.

    That was supposed to be my post-soak fit pic (that's me on the right obviously). I made a sweet backdrop and sign, broke out my brand new western style wrist watch, got my mom to take the pic and then Sanjeeb showed up. Sanjeeb is the number one player in my village and he's always stylin' on me. He asked me what I was doing, I tried to ignore him but my mom told him I was takin' a picture to show off my new jawns. He was like, "cotton is for peasants step your game up," and pointed to his silk pants. Damn he is smooth. Then he was like, “this is my picture now bish,†grabbed my sign and stepped in front of me. He looked over his shoulder and told me I had no swagger and my new watch suked de camel ballz. Then he did this magician style wrist flick and busted out that badazz kufi (from his sleeve?). Next he simply stroked his stash and like half the girls from our village came out pied piper style and circled around the scene. He pointed at the girl I've been unsuccessfully mackin' on, snapped his finger, and pointed behind him. She ran over and took her place. He raised his silk pant leg slightly to reveal his peep-toe mandal and it was game over. Mom snapped the pic, Sanjeeb dropped the sign and was all like, "Sanjeeb out." He left back towards his hut with one arm around my girl and one arm around my mom :sadface: . Then as he walked away he turned his head around and asked, "U mad bro?" He knew I was mad, he didn't have to ask...

  2. It's okay, I've decided to hold off on wearing mine, simply because I can't stand studying 16 hours a day wearing tight denim.

    I have it on good authority that the judges will be basing their decision solely on ass-fade development. I say, pull up a chair, have a seat and get ready for progress pix.

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