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  1. http://soundcloud.com/culprate/tasha-baxter-journey-culprate

    culprate is probably my fav tearout/filthy dubstep artist

    true, the internet just makes everything seem worse than it actually is. mainly because of some really obnoxious fans.

    the lame "top youtube comments" really piss me off even tho i know i shouldnt let it get to me, e.g., "this is so dirty when my mom walked in i switched to my porn tab!!!1111111".

  2. gloves are part of the longsleeve dbss thing. This was actually a fit for bry to show him the jacket and I decided to post it up. Not meant to be a proper fit or I would have taken outdoors with full body/shoes.

    and just so you know, that lightning is the lining which I was wearing reversed. I didnt just cop a lightning print jacket.

    well if you wear it reversed, that effectively makes it a lightning print jacket doesnt it? lol

  3. I've been dieting lately. Not aggressively, I'm not yet at the point where I need to count every calorie and cut out carbs entirely, but I've been doing my best to watch what I eat.

    Yesterday I sat down to some low sodium tomato soup, a slice of 10 grain toast, and a glass of carrot juice (by eating like this throughout the week, i feel okay about eating cheeseburgers on the weekend). my co worker, let's just call her...Wendy...wendy strolled into the kitchen for whatever purpose, and took it upon herself to give me an appraisal of my lunch.

    "ewww what is that orange stuff?!"

    a little background information. wendy isn't 10. wendy isn't 16, wendy isn't even 25. wendy is 34 years old. wendy is also fucking pregnant. you should have seen enough in your 34 year old, pregnant-ass life to not be grossed out by what is pretty fucking obviously a glass of some kind of health juice.

    me: it's carrot juice. it's good, and it's super healthy wendy. you should have a glass. it'd be good for you, and the baby.

    w: ewwwww grosssssss no way that looks disgusting! i'm going to have some grape juice. it's healthy too!

    me: wendy. let me see that grape juice. (investigates nutritional info). wendy, this has 40 grams of sugar per cup. that means that in the same amount as a can of pop, there's almost twice as much sugar. just because it has vitamin c doesn't make it healthy."

    w: well, carrot juice looks gross. i want something that tastes good.

    m: wendy, you're pregnant. regardless of whether or not shit tastes good you should be eating healthy food, especially with the complications you've had.

    w: i know, i can't though. carrot juice is gross. i'll stick with my grape juice.

    m: wendy, you haven't even tried it. how fucking old are you? 8?

    w: no i'm 34.

    m: yeah, 34. you're old enough that you shouldn't be afraid to try things because of the way they look or sound.

    fast forward to today.

    wendy is in her office, which adjoins mine, allowing me to hear everything she says.

    about an hour ago, her phone rings.

    "Hello? Yes this is Wendy. I'm sorry? Oh, hi Dr. Henry. I have what? gestational diabetes? oh. is it my fault? oh...so my diet may have contributed? i don't eat a lot of sweets though! i mean, i drink a lot of juice but its really healthy tropicana stuff! [at which point smack my fucking head]. okay...so i can't have any more juice? oh...just sweetener. ok. well, i'll call you in a bit to make an appointment. okay, thanks dr. henry."

    i guess the fucked up part is that i'm haven't said a thing, and i'm not going to. if i open my mouth to talk to her about it i'll probably tell her it's her fault and no one elses, and that can't be good for a fetus. i feel bad for her baby but she's a fucking retard.

    can i ask what race wendy is?

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