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vanilla wafer

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  1. 4:30 am on Easter sunday and I just dropped my friend off, who lives about 30 mins away. Suddenly my nose starts bleeding like a dang geyser and i pull off into a convenient 24 hour walgreens parking lot. No napkins in my car so I go into the walgreens, find an employee and ask, with my face all bloody and eyes all red from it being 4:30 am, if they have any napkins. I'm being all upbeat and smiling a lot so that I seem more non-threatening and less weird, but the girl helping me is just acting like, "dear god why me". Another employee walks up to see what's going on and I smile at her and she just immediately 180's and disappears to the back of the store. so this girl pulls out a roll of those awful brown cardboardy bathroom paper towels from behind the checkout counter and I grab a wad of them and say "okay I'll stop bleeding all over your store, thanks for all your help" and leave. Go back to my car and use the rearview mirror to mop up my face. I smile into the mirror and see that all of my front teeth are covered in a thick layer of spitty blood.

    I drove the whole way home with a giant piece of terrible paper towel shoved up my nose

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