Jump to content

infamousmilli

member
  • Posts

    26
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by infamousmilli

  1. Today I attended a little league game of the brother of a girl I'm casually seeing was playing in. It was the usual shit. Hits, runs, and parents screaming. The next up to bat was a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy's father was sitting to the left of me. As Jimmy walks up to plate, Jimmy's father stands up and yells, "Yeah Jimmy! Do it for the Cougars!" I, being an individual who likes the occasional cougar porn, proceeded to laugh at the expression. Steadily, parents start staring at me for my laughter. Felt weirded out because obviously no one wanted to admit that they knew what I was laughing at. I leave the bleachers, walk into the parking lot, and have a cigarette.

  2. Started cooking randomly while I waited for lecture started. The girls in front of me were having a conversation and the one looking at me started laughing at my antics. The girl she was talking to wanted to know what was funny so she turned around. Didn't notice she turned around and I end up hitting her titty. Needless to say, I didn't go to lecture.

  3. You got to be fucking kidding. Playing with the hand is pretty much an invitation to sex.

    I'm superawkward with women, so shit like that doesn't hit me until it's pointed out. Anyways, not trying to stick my dick in crazy after that text.

  4. lol wot? has she shown hints of interest when you guys go out for lunch?

    Well a little, play with my hand and shit. try to get me to invite her to my apartment. stuff like that. didn't think anything of it til this started happening.

  5. Go to Safeway to get some cheap wine for my parents' party and decide to buy some chocolate because I wanted some. This old guy was ringing me up and looks at what I bought and says, "Well don't forget the condoms" pretty loud so that the other people in line heard. Didn't know what to say so I just paid and left.

  6. <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

  7. whats a good series to get into manga or anime? i don't really know too much i've just been reading what my little cousin has like reborn, hunter x hunter, gto, fma, and d gray. i like funny and or shit like champloo and bebop

    Hajime no Ippo is a great manga to start off with in my opinion. Its kinda old and when they start talking about boxing techniques it gets boring. Overall its good for laughs and violence

×
×
  • Create New...