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I was telling my classmate how I fried up a dozen wings and then assembled some IKEA furniture afterwards, and I joked how it was a bad idea because the allen wrench kept slipping out of my hands from the chicken grease, and how there's now a fine sheen on the table I assembled. He looked visibly disgusted, and I was like, "Haha, just kidding, I washed my hands..."

Then as I opened up my laptop, we both looked at my keyboard, which had big grease spots all over the keys from my fingers. And then he looked at my iPhone, which had a big grease swipe mark over the unlock area on the screen. I just looked down in shame and neither of us said anything.

^{_{I'm disgusting.}}

are you liz lemon?

Realized I still have these. Price drop to $65.

i like murray's, but what do you do to get rid of crunchy/dry hair the next day?

Man, fuck people like this.

Just the other day, my lady, a friend, and my kid were at Target.

My lady standing in front of me, next in line, my kid and I behind waiting. My friend up in the front waiting for us.

Bitch in the front fuckin uses her body to hide the keypad as she typed her PIN number.

I wish my gf told me this before the lady left the store, I would've said "NOW I KNOW YOUR PIN NUMBER LADY!" as she grabbed her bag and left.

No offence, but if you don't hide your PIN, whether or not there's someone behind you, you risk having your account drained. The person working the register, cameras, etc. may all be after your pin.

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one more time

weekend bump

buy these pants

bump.bump.

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thread bump

bump /\/\/\

One pair of dark grey Donk chinos, BNWT. Purchased a couple months ago, sitting in closet since.

$100

Edmonton meet-up possible.

Measurements as per http://blueingreensoho.com/site/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=30&Itemid=41

waist: 15"

front rise: 10"

back rise: 13"

thigh: 10.5"

knee: 8"

leg opening: 7"

inseam: 34"