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Whatever he did in french league, in all do respect, doesn't fucking count for shit.

As i already said, football exists before the beginning of this new century. He played for Marseille in the early 90, when we were at the top of the world during the Tapis era (Waddle Papin Boli Desailly Di Meco Voller etc.). He won the Champions League in 93 and was fantastic so sorry but what he did in France at this time means a lot, in this past context.

About the fact that you mostly remember Blanc kissin his head? Yeah. I mostly remember how he disgusted Ronaldo in the final of the World Cup.

Ozil!!! looks like bremen finally started to smarten up and realize that they were about to throw 15 mil away by keeping him another year.

Sad for Breme... They are going to replace him by Hatem Ben Arfa. Fantastic player, technical skills of Messi or Ronaldo, but don t know how to use it. We had him 2 years in Marseille. Pure genius for 10 mn in a game, but a real ghost the rest of the time.

now playing for Marseille

Yeah... I know. Fuck it.

Funny thing about Lisandro Lopez. Hes not really injured... At least nothing serious that could prevent him from training and playing. But he s just fat. He came back to Argentina this summer and had too many asados jajaja... True story.

Poor Lyon... Anyway, i hate this club.

What about Squillaci in Arsenal?

Looks like Wenger wanna propose a whole defense to Laurent Blanc...

Sagna Squillaci Koscielny Clichy

even if for sure, one of the french won t play if Vermaeleen is able to do it.

corridor talk :

- Mascherano won't leave Pool... At least won t go to Italia. Even if he wanted to join Benitez, fact is Inter never needed him. They have Cambiasso, and everybody in the business know that they hate each others (one of the reason Cambiasso didnt go to South Africa is that he didnt wanna be the sub of Masch).

- Tension is very high between Higuain and Benzema. Raul leaving, he left the number 7 to Cristiano Gaynaldo. Now, Karim "i like underage sluts and i pay them" Benzema wants the number 9. Higuain "Having the number 9 on your back doesnt mean you ll be in the 11" hahaha.

- Roman and Palermo made peace and are friends again. Good for Boca. The war between these 2 legends was just unbearable for the whole squad.

- Ben Arfa won t go to Newcastle. He and our staff found an agreement. If Hatem stopped saying shit in the media, we ll let him go, but to a club who offer cash money and not a stupid loan.

- Laurent Koscielny made his choice : He ll play for France and not Poland. Good debut with Arsenal.

- Chamakh and Gourcuff are still in love (yeah... Gay story, like Platini had with Olivier Rouyer) even if the distance between London and Bordeaux is hard to stand hahahahaha

Lloris didnt proove anything?

Yeah ok.

He just brought Lyon, a real bad team, to a 1/2 final world cup with a weak defense (Cris / Boumsong)

He s just the best keeper in the world, and i m totally realistic. i hate Lyon and all their player but i must admit that Lloris is probably the best keeper. Ask Cristiano haha

For Drogba : Problem is that Chelsea don t wanna let Didier go for 15M, even if Didier found an agreement with us... But there s still a little hope if they trade Cole against Benzema (a terrible choice... Overrated player) and buy Neymar.

We can only put 15M for our striker... Luis Fabiano was ok to come, Seville ok to let him go but they asked 18M for a 30 y/o player with only a one year remaining contract... Stupid. Now, we're probably at a very expensive price one of this overrated young french. Loic Remy (bad), André Pierre Gignac (worse) or Kevin Gameiro (sounds interesting).

And I LOVE LFC : did you know football existed in the 90's? Just askin, cause apparently you didnt watch Fabien during this time.

Sorry to tell you that loving / working in the football world is not about lurking the internet and going to your stadium. It's more and apparently you didnt interstand that.

And just so you know, in our bad situation, we at least have the 2 best keepers of the world :

Hugo Lloris and... STEPHANE RUFFIER

This made me laugh, hard.

... Proof you re stupide and dont know anything about football...

HAve you ever put a feet on a field?

He has the thing that the greatest have : the ability to be at their best when it s about serious stuff... World Cup, Euro, Marseille VS. Paris, the champions league 93 he won etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcVZq38V534&feature=related

How can you put Fabien Barthez in this list? Are you stupid?

Fabien = one, not to say the best, of the greatest keeper of the last 30 years.

but what you guys dont know is the special relationship didier has with marseille.

he didnt want to leave to chelsea but was sold by the stupid board we had because we needed money.

Didier loves Marseille, and is going to be back if we found an agreement with Chelsea. Didier is ok to earn less money and honour his promise to come back before he s old. The problem is that Torres wanna stay in Liverpool and that Chelsea will only let Didier go if they found a good striker. If Benzema is dealed against Cole, things should go fast.

And yeah, Didier Drogba will play for Marseille this season. His heart felt club.

He s just signed a deal for his new house in Cassis ; }

Chelsea is probably going to get Benzema against Ashley Cole.

Yeah i remember this game, at was at the Velodrome... Our Defense was terrible this season... But hmmm let ma remind you a little something....

A few weeks before the video you posted

What a shame that a funny player like Valbuena can score a fantastic goal like this...

ALL OF YOU MUST APOLOGIZE CAUSE DIDIER IS REALLY ABOUT TO COME BACK IN MARSEILLE

He was seen by the whole Cassis city, looking for his new house

Glad he came back in Marseille after stealing all your dirty money.

Chelsea sucks and no club is like Marseille in your stupid little country :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

As i told you, you should trust me. :]

Laurent Blanc has balls :]

With the punishment of our 23 ridiculous players of this world cup and the whole bus episode, here s his first list, without our mondialists.

Looks really good...

Les 22 Bleus pour Norvège-France :

Gardiens : Douchez (Rennes), Ruffier (Monaco).

Défenseurs : Cissokho (Lyon), Debuchy (Lille), Fanni (Rennes), Mexès (AS Rome), Rami (Lille), Sakho (PSG), Trémoulinas (Bordeaux).

Milieux de terrain : Cabaye (Lille), L. Diarra (Real Madrid), Matuidi (Saint-Etienne), Mvila (Rennes), N'Zogbia (Wigan), Nasri (Arsenal), M. Sissoko (Toulouse).

Attaquants : Ben Arfa (OM), Benzema (Real Madrid), Briand (Lyon), Hoarau (PSG), Ménez (AS Rome), Rémy (Nice).

---------------------Ruffier---------------------

Debuchy----Mexes--Rami-----Tremoulinas

----------------------LassDiarra-----------------

Menez-----------------Nasri-------------BenArfa

------------------Briand----Benzema-----------------

What a good team... Probably better than the one we had with Ribery Malouda etc.

You shouldnt believe this ;]

Marseille will have Didier back or Gilardino

Just a quick update... Didier has found an agreement with us... But everything will depend on what Chelsea does or not... Kun? Dzeko? Lukaku?

Poulsen would be the perfect kind of player in England.

I hope you guys enjoyed the video of Banega i posted...

Do you guys know if Ever Banega is still the priority of Liverpool? People talk about a 17M agreement, if Aquilani finally comes back in Italia... Would be great for the Reds. Banega is probably the best midfielder in the world. Seriously. (Better than Essien, Masch, Iniesta, Xavi, Sneijder and all... Yeah I'm dead serious) He just need to get known.

His best position is 6 alone in front of the defense, but he can also play as a 8 and even a 10... One of the best tackler in the world... Picture Gattuso, for his "grinta" having a baby with Ronnie for the dribbling skills, with Heinze for his tackles and Gerrard for the vision of the field and his pass quality.

Best player of Boca since... I dunno. But even better than Riquelme at his greatest or Battaglia.

Messi describe him as the "perfect player, pictured by god".

Are you stupid enough to believe this kind of statements?

Ho and just so you know... Tonight we had the champions trophy (the winner of the championship against the winner of the cup) : Marseille VS. Paris (the gayest club ever with River).

Thierry Rolland, the well knows commentator said that Jean Claude Dassier, Marseille's president, who also is one of Rolland's best friend, told him that they were in negociations with Drogba and that an agreement could be find very soon.

Oh and what about Didier asking informations at the international school of Aix en Provence (a city near Marseille) to enroll his kids?

I have informations, believe me... Jimmy Briand didnt come to Marseille.. Why? In January a deal was found between him and us. In May, he scored against us but didnt celebrate it... But in June, after Deschamps talked to Drogba (even Didier's agent Thiero Seidy confirmed it on RMC the famous french radio), Deschamps told Briand that he couldnt guarantee him a place in the 11 and that he couldnt give him a lot of money because they were on a huge deal :]

Do not believe me :]

Last year, Pinto Da Costa told anyone that Lucho will stay in Porto for sure, and everybody thought that if Lucho leave, it would be for Madrid (to join his old coach in River Pellegrini), Liverpool (that made a huge offer to him with an incredible salary, comparing what he earns in Marseille, to replace Xabi Alonzo) or Inter.

And we all know what happened :]]]]

Oh and a last thing... We ve just refused to exchange Brandao against Dani Guiza, who was one of our priority last year. Deschamps wanted him to be our number 9... but now we ve just refused an incredible opportunity (Brandao is a terrible player...).

Why would we do that if Deschamps hadnt something bigger? :]

GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT DIDIER DROGBA WILL BE BACK IN IN MARSEILLE BEFORE MID AUGUST

We are at the edge of finding an agreement about the salary... Adidas, who s owned by Margharita Louis Dreyfus, our owner, will help to pay the salary :]

DIDIER S FINALLY COMING BACK HOME!!!!

WELCOME BACK DIDIER

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3i5ur_didier-drogba-aime-lom_sport

(Torres / Kun / Ibra / Dzeko are on Chelsea's short list...)

Am i the only one who think that the 2 heroins of this show arent that good looking? The brunette is random and the blond has a strange / old face.

I saw them in paris this month... Make up saved their lifes.

Ok lets talk about it at the end of august : ]

CAN T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE DROGBA NIANG AND LUCHO DESTROYED EVERYTHING :]

Oh and I LOVE LFC can you confirm that Liverpool never really made an offer for Niang this summer or the last one? And do they really try to get Lucho before he signed for us, when Xabi left Anfield?

What s about Torres? Is he staying?

Another team that will rise up again is Boca Juniors... The recruitment is just amazing... Lucchetti, Cellay Insaurralde Medel staying, Battaglia recovering... Riquelme and Palermo making peace... Let s fuck some River's asses ;]

GUESS WHO S ABOUT TO COME BACK IN MARSEILLE?

20M and half of his salary paid by Adidas (remember that our owner is Margharita Louis Dreyfus... Owner of Adidas ;])

CAN T FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS NEW SEASON

WE LL BE AT THE TOP OF EUROPE IN THIS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! !!!

____________Mandanda_________

Azpilicueta_Diawara_Mbia__Heinze/Taiwo

_____________AlouDiarra_____________

_______Lucho_________Cheyrou/Kaboré___

Valbuena_______Drogba________Niang

Coach : DIDIER DESCHAMPS

WE RE BACK

A word about the French Team... We need to rebuild everything, to oust the players who bring shame on us with this stupid strike (Evra Ribery Gallas Anelka Abidal), to launch our young and talented players (Gameiro Cabaye Menez Rami Ciani Koscielny Tremoulinas) and to finally incorporate players that Domenech didnt like for their personnalities but who deserved to play (Mexes Cheyrou Mavuba Nasri Benzema!)

Laurent Blanc is the BEST option, one of the best coachs in the world and we ll surely be back at the top in 2014!

____________________Lloris______________________

Konko/Chalmé_Mexes_Squillaci/Koscielny_Clichy/Tremoulinas

___________________A.Diarra (capt.)__________________

__________Menez/Cabaye____Cheyrou/Nasri________________

___________________Gourcuff________________________

_______________Gameiro__Benzema_________________

Goal Keeper Lloris : best goal keeper in the world... Seriously. We also have Frey and Mandanda, Ruffier, Carasso... We probably have the best goal keepers of the world!

Right back : Konko from Seville? Reveillere from Lyon? Sagna for Arsenal? Chalmé from Bordeaux? Nothing brilliant but we have players...

Left back : Clichy is the best option... But we also have Tremoulinas (seen as the future best left back of the world by Lizarazu) or Mathieu who s amazing in Valence

Central back : Mexes wasnt in the team because Domenech is a cunt.

We also have Koscielny, who s just signed in Arsenal for 10M, Squillaci, brilliant with Seville, Ciani and Planus from Bordeaux... Blanc who was probably the best Defender of the last century will easily find the good duo.

Defensive midfielder : We ll play with only one 6 and he ll probably be Alou Diarra. Blanc made him come in Bordeaux and made him his captain... Deschamps, who know this post is making him move to Marseille... QUALITY! We also have Flamini, Lass or Mavuba, excellent with Lille.

Midfielder : It will depend on if we play against a top team or a weak one.

Against a strong team, we ll probably put Cabaye and Cheyrou, 2 fantastic players : technical skills, perfect vision of the game and good at the recuperation.

Against a weak one, we ll put more offensive players : Menez from the Roma (Totti said he s one of the most talented player he has ever seen) and Nasri.

Number 10 : Nasri can play here but Gourcuff, Laurent Blanc's fav, will have his chance to show how classy he is... In a team without Evra, Ribery or Gallas who made him live a hell, because they were jealous of his advantageous apparence and because they suspected him to be gay, he ll surely be at the top!

Strikers : Gameiro is the most wanted young player here... Milan Ac, Valence, Arsenal... A world class player in a system with 2 strikers!

He could make a good duet with Benzema, if he plays more with the Real! Benzema has the potential to be one of the best striker in the world, we all hope Mourinho will help him to accomplish his fate!

We also have our indestructible warrior Djibril Cissé, even if his technical skills are funny, André Pierre Gignac (if he goes to Marseille, he has the potential to become a world class player) etc.

BANNED PLAYERS :

RIbery, for his selfish attitude ("i wanna play as a left wing and i dont care about the team") and how stupid he was toward Gourcuff

Evra : the man who decided to go on strike... Brilliant with Manchester, Pathetic in blue

Anelka : no need to explain why

Gallas : He spoiled the ambience

A last anecdote : Evra Ribery Gallas and Anelka had a ritual : calling Gourcuff "the new french idol" (as a reference to the famous tv singing contest) and to slap him in the head everytime he was interviewed.

In South Africa, after the game against Mexico, Evra slapped him harder than usual, in a mean way. Gourcuff answered and Ribery, Gallas and Anelka tumbled to begin a 4 against 1 fight... Gourcuff's 3 team mates in Bordeaux, Alou Diarra (6'3), who s a physical monster, Planus and Carasso arrived and Diarra told Evra that if he has a problem with Gourcuff, he will now have to speak to him before...

This world cup sucked, a lot.

Forlan was the only light.

Seriously, spain? People playing like gay priders, looking like 4 years / old little boys and doin 3092890890 passes without speed and percussion...

I hate them.

As much as i hated these people watching football every 4 years and speaking like specialists whereas they don t know anything...

Lets go back to the real thing at the end of August.

And all of you must know that Marseille is going to be a very strong team, even for the Champions league... Luis Suarez is talking with us...

Our team will probably look like :

Coach : Didier Deschamps

__________Mandanda___________

Azpilicueta_Diawara_Mbia__Heinze

___________A. Diarra_____________

_____Lucho_________Cheyrou______

Valbuena______X?__________Niang

Mandanda is in the european top 10 goal keeper.

Azpilicueta, our right back was in the short list of Barcelone, Madrid, Arsenal and Inter but choosed Marseille to play for Didier Deschamps. He was in the 30 spanish players for this world cup and everybody in spain wanted him to be in the 23.

Specialists see him as the future best right back and expect to see this defense : azpilicueta ramos piqué capdevilla

Diawara : no need to explain how strong, powerful and agressif he is

Mbia : Mbia + Diawara = NOBODY WILL PASS

Heinze : The "Grinta", the experience, the warrior I FUCKING LOVE HIM

Alou Diarra : The best 6 here in France... Mourinho wanted him to come in Milan last year, but he choosed to stay with Laurent Blanc in Bordeaux. Hes in the european top 10 defensive midfielder and will make us forget Lorik Cana!

Lucho : The magician... He s so underrated... Same class and level as Sneijder or Fabregas if he has a good striker ahead, to enjoy all his perfect assists... Last year even with Brandao playing as our 9, he was fantastic

Cheyrou : You probably don t know him but he s considerated as the best midfilder with Lucho in our Championship. THE player everybody wanted to play the World Cup but you know Domenech and his strange choices... Will probably be in the 11 of Laurent Blanc.

Valbuena : Good player, was in the 23 french players of this world cup... Same profile as Ribery

Niang : our captain, amazing player, amazing striker, Liverpool wanted him instead Jovanovic but he wanna end his career in marseille... Our Raul!

X : Our 9 will be a world class player. We ll bring 15 / 20 M on the table for him... Rumors : Suarez, Huntelaar, Quagliarella (the Napoli wants Brandao...) and if we can t manage to have one of them, it ll be Andre Pierre Gignac, a very good french striker.

On our bench : Taiwo (the left back that Mourinho, Liverpool, Tottenham, Arsenal want but Deschamps will try to convince him to fight against Heinze to get his place back in the 11), A. Ayew (Ghana, son of Abedi Pelé, revelation of the World cup), Brandao (if he stays), Hilton, Kaboré (who will often be in our 11 : Mourinho wants him, he s young, expect him to be the next Essien), Abriel, E.Cissé (good bench players)

MARSEILLE 2010 / 2011 IS GONNA BE STRONG

Gaby Heinze Is The Best !!!!

Can't tell you how much contempt I had for Greece during the game, wouldn't be surprising if that spell of keep-ball Argentina enjoyed @ 80mins was to piss them off.

Also, Argentina's team spirit is absolutely infectious, they - and maradona's antics - make me happy

p.s

lmao @ yakubu's miss

Hell yeah... I'm following the Albiceleste for a radio here since i'm one of the biggest Boca Juniors fan in France.

What God made is just fabulous... Ok he let Cambiasso and Zanetti watching the world cup at home and many people criticized him for these... The qualification games were awful blablabla But many people forgot 2 important things :

- Qualifications in America Latina are a mess : Sometimes players who play the Libertadores and players who play in Europe can t come... If they can make it, they have to catch up the time difference etc.. That s why Messi, Tevez and co werent that good and why Diego has to made his team with Papa, Federico Insua, Schiavi etc.

Imagine the spanish team without its players involved into the champions league and you'll get the point.

- Cambiasso and Zanetti are gentlemen in Milan but stupid cunts with the Albiceleste. Our French team just showed us how important having a good feeling and a good atmosphere in a group is... When i see Milito encouraging his concurrent Higuain after his first horrible game against Nigeria (Pipita said : "Milito told me that i should keep the faith") or the attitude of every substitutes... I m glad Diego didn t bring these negative elements in South Africa.

Diego is definitely God himself.

AND FUCK YEAH EL LOCO PALERMO SCORED AND MADE ME WON MONEY CAUSE I BET ON HIM : ]

What will the Barca striking lineup look like next season?

Ibra-Villa-Messi? With pedro and Bojan on the bench?

Ibrahimovic is about to come back to Milan... Milan AC, not Inter.

______Busquets______

Xavi___________Fabregas/Iniesta

Messi___Villa____Iniesta/Pedro/Bojan

Another rumor : Hleb, whos only on loan in Germany, may come back.

I hate Barca...