Man

Went to SELA today to buy some denim and ended up having my car get towed with a ticket on top of it...ENTIRELY my fault but I wish I had something to blame it on so I wouldn't feel as stupid. These damn jeans ended up costing me a good extra $350!

Well, Did you learn your lesson?

I don't know if many of you have seen this already or not, but i found it a short interesting read.

http://www.smashinglists.com/suicide-notes-from-10-famous-people/

And so I leave this world, where the heart must either break or turn to lead.

Suicide note.

~~ Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort, French writer, d. 1794

To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?

Suicide note.

~~ George Eastman, inventor, d. March 14, 1932

When all usefulness is over, when one is assured of an unavoidable and imminent death, it is the simplest of human rights to choose a quick and easy death in place of a slow and horrible one.

Suicide note.

~~ Charlotte Perkins Gilman, writer, d. August 17, 1935

( As an advocate for the right-to-die, Gilman committed suicide on August 17, 1935 by taking an overdose of chloroform. She "chose chloroform over cancer.")

I must end it. There's no hope left. I'll be at peace. No one had anything to do with this. My decision totally.

Suicide note.

~~ Freddie Prinze, comedian, d. January 29, 1977

Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck.

Suicide note.

~~ George Sanders, British actor, d. April 25, 1972

"Football Season Is Over."

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax This won't hurt.

Hunter left the note for his wife, Anita. He shot himself four days later at his home in Aspen, Colo., after weeks of pain from a host of physical problems that included a broken leg and a hip replacement.

~~ Hunter S. Thompson, author, d. 20 February, 2005

The future is just old age and illness and pain.... I must have peace and this is the only way.

Suicide note.

~~ James Whale, film director, d. May 29, 1957

I don't believe that people should take their own lives without deep and thoughtful reflection over a considerable period of time.

Suicide note.

~~ Wendy O. Williams, punk rock performer, d. April 6, 1998

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hey whats your name?

Stranger: anna. you?

You: John

You: I'd like to tell you something

Stranger: what?

You: Well, you see, appoximately this time tomorrow I will be lying dead in my room with a bullet through my brain.

You: And you are the only person i have and will tell.

Stranger: is this a joke?

You: haha that would be funny huh? but this is no joke. You wouldn't believe this, but i have no one else to tell this too, so i tell it to you.

Stranger: stop joking. just talk to me seriously

Stranger: its not funny at all

You: And i want you to remember my name. John Andrew Michaels. remember me please and i will give you all the blessings from afterlife

You: please promise me Anna

Stranger: ok. stop joking

Stranger: it isn't funny at all

You: Anna please this is serious, i can't go on any longer, this is what i have to do.

Stranger: why?

Stranger: you don't have to do that at all

You: I told you i can't go on any longer. life is too unbearable, espcially with no one to love. ,(

You: Every year hundreds of thousands of people each comit suicide. Now why do you think that rate is so high?

Stranger: why?

Stranger: cause of heart breaks?

You: the reason is that many people do not have normal lives like maybe you or the rest of the world, and actually suffer a lot of pain.

You: this is something true. thats why people commit suicide all the time.

Stranger: you dont have to be one of those people

You: I am one of these people.

You: I didnt choose that, its what life gave me.

Stranger: you dont have too

You: Its ok, i'll be better off. who is the victim are those who hurt me.

Stranger: who hurt you anyway?

You: everyone.

Stranger: but not me

Stranger: not everyone

You: so?

Stranger: so what?

You: so nothing! everything is still the same. This is just my last words of wisdom to the world. you shall be the only reciever and carry it how you will

Stranger: just please stop what you're thinking

Stranger: john? i need to go

You: Goodbye. I will watch over you after for a little until i go to heaven.

You: god bless you

Stranger: stop saying that

Stranger: promise me you won't die

Stranger: take care ok?

You: i wish ic ould but i cannot tell a lie

You: i not only promise you the opposite but guarantee it to you

You: bbye

Stranger: you wont die ok?

You: ....

Stranger: promise?

Stranger: john... promise?

Stranger: john!

Stranger: im talking to you!

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can you guys chill out?..you makin me sick. it's times like these that you gotta just stay strong and let fate do its thing...needless to say I think I'm going to fail physics this year...bahahaha fuck yeah!

I often have conversations with myself.

bc i'm good at it.

Who doesn't, MAN?

that wasn't necessary.

People who change their fb statuses every ten minutes just trying to catch some replies.

Sometimes on facebook I'll browse several friend trees of friends of people i don't even know, when i'm extremely bored.

you are an idiot.

I would explain why you are an idiot, but here's the rub: you are too much of an idiot to comprehend the explanation. Suffice to say that life is not all about "gettin fucc'ed up", etc.

Ignorance is bliss and you, you poor, illiterate bastard, are truly blissful.

Haploid, big ups.

"You are WRONG!! I will explain to you why you are wrong, and here it is: You're too stupid for me to explain to you why you are so wrong!!--point made"

I have an overwhelming urge to hurt someone (emotionally) yet I know that I lack the cunning necessary for such a maneuver, making me even more hostile and frustrated.

I feel as though I was born into purgatory; how I behave now will determine how pleasant my future life will be while I wait to die. Either way, I'm still wasting time, pursuing one of the billions of forms of hedonism to try to take my mind off the question with an unstomachable answer: why am I self aware? Because I am a biological machine. The soul is an invented concept. I am an overdeveloped animal; a hairless ape wearing pants.

My parents still have not been able to come up with an answer to "why the fuck did you make me?"

i think maybe you should talk to your mum.

Stranger: hey there

You: u must think im a girl

You: im not

You: im a Man

You: with a penis

Stranger: Hey me too!

You: exactly

more of that bloodninja saga

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

this is genius.

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Rural is more peaceful.

Urban is more fun.

...in my opinion.

When nobody wants to be your friend after finding out that you haven't washed your jeans in 6 months or more.

this is true. i have never lost friends from this but they all have reacted a little disgusted when i told them, and i think some look at me differently now. I've learned not to talk about it.

not having a bitch.

I wear a sz 31 in new standards that have stretched to a sz 34 waist. what would be the best sz i should get for a pair of raw JR cali's? 32,33? i will be ordering these online since i cant find any stores here in LA that sell JR, so trying it on before hand is not an option.

thanks in advance.