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    this dude must be armenian or greek or something...

    mad hair fades if he wears his denims inside out.

    Fucking curly hairy legs man, totally gross out. I tasted abit of vomit in my mouth


  2. You: heya

    Stranger: hi

    You: whas up

    Stranger: not much just really bored and talking to strangers.... you?

    You: waiting for the world to end

    Stranger: sound like a party

    Stranger: sounds*

    You: wanna eat some pie?

    Stranger: what do you think will light the fuse?

    Stranger: yes actually

    You: n korea has launched their missile...I am watching the sky for fireworks

    Stranger: lol yeah i heard... dont think its really that big of a threat...

    You: anyway i am gonna get drafted soon

    Stranger: if they launched twenty of them.... then ill be worried

    Stranger: lol i cant get drafted i have the diabeetus

    You: 1 missile with 1 nuclear warhead equals GG

    You: and i live on the west coast

    Stranger: i disagree

    You: so pretty much fucked

    Stranger: unless you live in la

    Stranger: LA

    Stranger: or possibly seattle

    You: Obama's gonna send me to korea

    You: if i survive

    You: the nuclear holocast

    Stranger: lol fair enough

    You: I do live in LA

    Stranger: im safe on both fronts :P

    You: cus yr in mexico?

    Stranger: close

    You: Oh shit whats that in the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You: OH FUCKED

    You have disconnected.

    You: hiya

    Stranger: WHA-PAAAH

    You: worlds ending in a few hours

    Stranger: hm...cool

    You: fap one more time just to be sure

    Stranger: CRÉÉÉÉU

    You: WAHHHHHH PAHHHHHHH

    Stranger: hello

    You: worlds endinhg

    Stranger: KA POW

    You: world's ending

    You: I SAID WORLD"S ENDING

    Stranger: uh oh

    Stranger: I HEARD YOU TURD

    You: I FUCKING SAID WORLD'S ENDING MUTHER FUCKER

    You: wanna fap me before that happens?

    Stranger: YOU'RE A FUCKING ALARMIST

    You: FAP ME NOW

    Stranger: HAHA

    You: USE BOTH HANDS

    You: YEAH

    You: Oh YEAH

    You: Thanks

    Stranger: use teeth?

    You have disconnected.

    You: YEAH

    You: KA POW

    Stranger: BOOM SHAKALAKA

    Stranger: KERPLINK

    Stranger: that is indeed how i roll

    You: I AM CHRIS BROWN MUTHER FUCKER and I AM GONNA BEAT U UP LIKE RIHANNA


  3. Your First Time? 17

    Did you flip out when she started bleeding? Yeah, didnt wanna stain the bed sheets

    Did you manage to give a girl the double O? Triple for the record

    Did you think sex was like the movies where you pulled out and jizzed on her face? I jizzed on face, in da mouth, in the ass, in her vagina, all too common

    Hows anal sex? Nothing really special, just another hole to me.

    Any tips? Make your partner squirt everytime, its fascinating. Vagina juice taste not bad actually. Gotta do oral

    Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Oh yeah, 69 yeah.

    Personal record for sex in 1 day(24hrs) is 6 times with the same girl.

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