Orion

seconded ^

edit: re: Jay Leno

now I'm that one pervert that works at that one store.

girl walked in the store as I scrolled past that. I think she saw. Fuck.

where's that video clip of that Chinese woman beating that other lady's ass on the one SF bus?

switch places. Only cold chicken and pizza for me.

...

listening

to...

girltalk...

fuck, I know.

neg away.

[] A: Money

[] B: Money

[] C: Big dick and money

Please check only one box

That's what I'd expect too, but I don't really think any of that applies to most guys out here. I think girls just don't have any better options. There are an obscene number of hot girls out here just chilling with complete douchebags. I'm married, but someone please come out here and just run through these bitches. Needs to happen.

yes but yrs not limtd edition. Yrs is normal color way availuble evrywhere.

Ultra Ltd Edition

click for alt view.

late pass...I know.

Guy in the store right now:

White von Zipper new era, bill rolled up

Gauged earrings

Skin tight green longsleeve thermal, nautical start screenprint

Baggy lightwash jeans, some Millers Outpost shit

Reef sandals

Pretty good looking girl with him.

what the fuck is this all about.

I could use one of those actually. Partner, take note.

Why do people button coats like this?

I do it when I'm using a backpack or satchel 'cause the straps pull the jacket into weird angles. Keeps shit looking straight.

Almost assembled. One of the last pieces just arrived.

That shit is the pinnacle of wackness. I might be one of the poorest dressed people on this site, but that is really bad.

Cause losing weight never seems to happen.

Holy shit these pants are tight. Please stretch out...

"“We’re all in this life raft together,” she said."

lol

sink

raft

something

and her name is Ms. Bacon.

how does this shit happen.

You know, with as many perps that have been caught, you would think they'd think of some other line then "13? No way, she said she was 27" or "I know I said I wanted to spray her down with palmolive and act out a rape fantasy, but I wasn't really going to have sex with her"

The younger guys are always the funniest. Especially the ones with hella attitude.

I'm up 'till at least 2am, then back up at 7 or 8. Bought some sleeping pills from Costco, but was a mess the next morning. Felt super hung over and worthless, even with 8 hours of sleep. Ambien CR is absolutely the truth, you just gotta commit to getting in bed and letting it work. Regular Ambien is intense if you don't let yourself fall asleep. I literally remember nothing from the previous night. Fun, but sketchy as fuck.

by terrible you mean incredible, right?

this show almost warrants its own thread for the lulz. This dude a sec ago was the best. "I've got two words: Role playing chat room."

Dude named "Ricks_Talented_Tongue" is claiming "I didn't want this to happen! This isn't my fault. That's not my penis in the picture!"

Hahaha Dino, watching To Catch a Predator also. One of my favorite shows ever. Shit's too funny.

Thanks! They're super fun at this age.

He's sick right now though...

challenged.

sup Kemosabe.