whilsting the night away

The game is afoot.

I feel the need to correct you. Not all foreign societies wear shoes, in fact in some of my favorite cultures the feet are considered the most beautiful features of the body. Whereas the may choose to cover one's face but leave the feet bare. You can learn many things from someone's bare feet. I can tell a lot about sweet, clean Julz from just looking at her wonderful feet in that picture but out of respect for her I won't share as we keep our discussions to one another private.

Friends, I have a confession to make and an apology. Whilst reviewing some of my previous posts on this fair site I could not help but notice my terrible use of the English language and my lack of citations for better understanding of the topics I have spoken of. I have spent a fair amount of time abroad and have been in Germany for a year now and I feel as though I have forgotten the first language I learned, English. A lack of respect for the English language is what I would call it, as I have thus noticed it in my own messages and in those of others.

I believe the use of all the plebian language is a result of my lackadaisical attempt at an electronic message board post. I did not document my sources using the proper MLA citation (6th Edition, of course). I fear this abhorrent error, whilst completely being my fault, has led to this insulting use of the King’s English.

However, native speakers really have an inability to not speak correctly enough to others in the same society. Mind you that does not inherently mean that they will use correct grammar, inflection, or general eloquence. This topic becomes ripe for discussion, for example, whilst the ultimate vowel of a word clashes with the first vowel of the following word, art thou supposed to make an "r" sound instead of a full guttural stop? (Example: "in China everyone" would become "In Chiner-everyone")

Personally I like to pretend to myself that I have a better understanding of the spoken English language than most of the plebeians that surround me. In my family we actually have dinner arguments about tenses and other fine points of sentence structure. Inflection importance came with an understanding of theater. After that it was a long growing up process that occurred with several well educated writers, whom I am related to. Having lived amongst many cultures I should feel as confident in English as I do in say, perhaps Old Gutnish, Tulu or Ryukyuan.

Heretofore betwixt all of these aforementioned electronic correspondences and dialogues I sincerely apologize for my butchering of my own native tongue. Cheers.

JAWNS

Jungle Jane, first can you give us a little backstory on you handbag? Secondly, I'm left to ponder whether or not your fingernails were painted green (if they are green, I struggle to ascertain the correct color from this photo, even when blown up 400% and printed out on to a glossy 11x17) to match your shirt or mayhaps that is just coincidence dropped upon you by the fashion gods. Great photo all in all, I really like the way the shadows creep up your metacarpals to your forbidden face, and why hide it? You have a magnificent figure and your face I'm sure capitalizes upon that.

Am I looking at your shoes correctly? Are those fancy red heels hiding behind there? Loving the juxtaposition your shirt creates with the pants and then again with your shoes. And might I add, and this goes for several of the other most recent pictures from the ladies, excellent choice in cut on the shoes. They give us the ever so slight glimpse of the tibia and talus bones, thus stretching our imagination as to what your metatarsals must look like under the rest of the shoe. Keep this look going, the "Oy, did I just stumble out of my flat to run to the bakery for some scones and tea? (but not really because I spent hours to come up with look), this look is incredible in my book.

brad pitt in fight club is the most cliche answer in the book. and it's my answer too. i could get close, but i'm really lazy, and i need to get my climbing membership back, cuz working out sucks

Whilst I concur that attaining a body such as Mr. Pitt's is not as difficult as some would have you believe, "working out" shouldn't suck. I posted about this on here before and unfortunately didn't generate any follow ups from it. But have you ever heard of Freestyle-Freeform Functional Dynamic Training? Imagine "working out" (I refer to it as "working out" because I suppose that is the closest word for it but there really are no words to describe this type of "training") without limits. Think about freeing your mind from numbers or sets, weights and reps, look at objects around your natural environment as your dumbells and bosu balls. Imagine walking outside one day and just start running and let your feet and the wind carry you any direction and then you make your own "work out" with the objects you come across let nature guide you to your day's "training" perhaps today you run through the forest and squat logs or boulders or mayhaps you find yourself in a neighborhood and you run rooftops and chest press satallite dishes.

I've been doing this for the past 6 weeks and I feel that my physical and mental abilities are unlimited not just in training, but as a human. If you are in Germany and would like to train with me just send me a PM, I've been in the forest lately doing some meditation techniques to coincide with my FFFDL training and it has been a really fantastic supplement to the lifts. Ladies you are welcome too, I have found that women excel when placed in natural environments.

And thedaniway, I'm really happy with your body as well . However your notations regarding curvy and "skinny" women I can't completely agree with. I think a woman's body is similar to a work of art, you look at some of the great masters and their paintings and you can see similarities yet they are all different and exceptional, beautiful pieces of art to a trained eye. This is how I look at women. For instance, I find your body to be quite exquisite, athletic, symmetrical and (I hate to use slang but for lack of a better adjective), "choice". And even if I had not read your remark about being "tossed around in bed" I could tell just by the few pictures I've seen of you that you have truly never been made love to by a man who understands you, understands your needs, desires and pressure points. In addition to my physical training routines, I've undergone some rigourous coitus teachings in Tibet during the year I spent backpacking there when I was 20. The women I've been with since have experienced an almost ethereal experience whilst in coitus and after they have peaked they feel born a new, they walk, talk and look different. That is why I can tell from just a glance that you have not experienced this and from that gleam in your eye I can sense that you are almost begging for it. I hope that one day you can meet a man that can bring this sensation to you. It is my wish for you and all women. Unfortunately I can't help you with this, as it is only an ocean that seperates us, I feel that just from our few interactions that our kai wavelengths do not match up and your experience would not reach a true pinnacle if we were to make love. Despite this feel free to PM me for more info.

but the point is that i'm wearing these cdg socks whizkit got me!

i shall try and do the socks more justice next time kit.

Those are wicked socks! It's like you are teasing and tempting me with those holes.

vintage adolfo cardigan, boob tube, miu miu skirt, dvn buckle slingbacks

Can't believe I missed this the other day...really digging this Audrey Hepburn meets Courtney Love vibe you got here. At 5 feet 7, you have smooth, cream-colored skin and toned muscles. In the photo, your handbag rests in your right hand. Her left hand hangs like a star. Her vintage cardigan and miu miu skirt -- buckle slingbacks showing off her magnificent kept toes and a black boob tube are standard for a fashionista -- reveals a bare midriff.

Are any of you locavores? I myself have been a locavore for the past 3 years. When I found out just how large of a carbon footprint that eating out was I had to stop. Now I grow all of my food either in my backyard or purchase those I can not grow through certified organic dealers. I also own shares in a locally owned herd of cows and several chickens. It's amazing how much this local food tastes better. So anyone else a locavore, what kinds of stuff do you grow in your gardens?

alright you crossed the line you are now certified super creepy and all you took away my thrown.. i hate you no seriously your creepy

call the mods

I'm not sure I follow, it is a really nice painting imho.

hey quick follow up: are you perchance selling that painting you made in this photo?

I love those sandals, I think a nice dark shade of red toe nail polish would help highlight your beautiful feet better. Also can some explain the trend in the big goggle lens sunglasses? They hide people's faces too much and I have to use my imagination which tends to get me in trouble a lot.

not so much creepy...nigga just sounds like a jerk who hasn't nut in long long time.

For your information I practice coitus reservatus. Wiki it if you don't what it means.

I was at the gym the other day and overheard two guys talking about something call Freestyle-Freeform Functional Dynamic Training. It sounded crazy but these guys were pretty cut and decent shape. Maybe it is just this new German thing or I misunderstood them, they were speaking English which I’m a little rusty on. I wish I knew a little backstory on them first, but whilst listening to their description of some of the things they do I was really intrigued. They said things about rooftops, squatting tree logs in the forest, scaling cranes for pullups. I’m really thinking about trying this out as there is a forest and a construction yard about 2 miles from me. Anyone doing anything similar to this? What kind of supplies would I need? They had some scrapes and bruises so I imagine I need some sort of first aid kit.

ya tg is killing it. i love those boots!

going to a bbq

dunno what tops i can wear with the pants, i just felt like wearing them today so this tee won.

I think it's a great choice in tees. Pants are terrific too, i think you'd look fantastic in something in a lowrise and a little tighter fit. Not having to hide your face with a shawl anymore must be great, why would you want to hide that face? As an expatriate I know how difficult it is to adapt to your new country's culture/fashion but I think you've done a great job in choosing your fashions that really are showing off your bod!

DVN MARGIELA

didnt realize i was surrounded by underwears when this was taken...

Looks great you've got that sound of music thing going...nice toes too! (more pics barefoot please)

HELLLL yes, here is me with a tan..

THANKS A LOT, UKRAINE

Gentlemen, this is what motivates me to workout and get my body in tip top shape so not only can I attract unbelievably insanely attractive girls like this but do so whist wearing some great looking clothes that fit perfectly. Cinderella, this pic has gone up in my gym locker!

Sir cjbreed, whilst I understand your view point and respect it, I do feel a social duty to expand our narrow standard of beauty to include full figured women. Living in Germany I've had he opportunity to be introduced to a brand new spectrum of beauty. I blame the modern US media and marketers for distorting America's take on beauty. Take a look at some of the erotic images from Victorian era, they had a great sense of how a curvy female could dominate a phote. Found these just perusing the net:

Sir cjbreed, whilst I understand and respect your view point, I do feel a social duty to expand our narrow standard of beauty to include full figured women. I'm currently living in Germany and the whole spectrum of beauty changed once I met some of Germany's finest. I think US marketing and the media has destroyed much of America's ability to see past the physical layer. Take a look at what was considered erotic back in the Victorian period. Just a few specimens I found whilst perusing the net:

Maybe it's just the angle of some of those pictures but these girls look very fragile, not that it's a bad thing, I like girls thin (japanese girls hello!). But how about some curvy dames getting some representation? I know there are some other skinny dudes like me that like a little more meat. We see each other in the mall with our gf's and give a knowing head nod to each other like we're on the same wavelength.

Can we just ignore the pictures and my disabilities please? I really wanted to know more about creatine and your experiences with it. Does it show up on drug tests? Mono or ester-ethyl?

This is a great thread. I've recently made some changes to my lifestyle and started lifting. Some of you seem to know what you are doing, I have a question about creatine. Is this something I should take? Is it going to make me fat and bloated?

I really don't want to have to start buying all new selvage in a different waist size, talk about $$$! I just want to know if creatine will help me build some more mass, muscle wise. Below are my pics the first is the before the other two are the after a year or so. (first 6 months was me researching and trying different routines out so there are some lost gains in there)

i really dig those jordans