operationjake

flat head key hook sold.

please buy other items!

why not just make a thread?

which? a "superbitchmade" thread or a "superHOWCANSHEWANK?" thread? because either should be made by mrip, onemancult or denimdestroyedmylife, to increase popularity.

super smash bros. melee! yeah!

WAIT, ppl dont know how to masturbate?!

i think he meant a "how do you masturbate?" thread.

but if he didn't, he should have. cause that would be awesome/awkward.

-- terms: paypal transaction only; all fees included in price; USPS shipping in the continental US complimentary, please contact for international shipping charges; prices firm, though please contact if any interest --

for sale:

1. dior homme bracelet. leather construction, beige skin-toned with pink painted edges. feels more sleek and plastic-y than patent leather, includes folded slip case. (quite rare, ss06 i believe) 9/10 condition, $70

2. flat head s-hook key hook. sterling silver, centerpiece to prevent keys from falling out with engraving: "the flat head." 9/10 condition (incredibly small scratches on inside of hook curves from keyrings, still shiny and brand new to the casual eye), SOLD!

3. tanner goods cardholder. black leather, aluminum hardware, easily stores 5-7 cards or 3 cards and some folded bills. 8.5/10 (quite used but still in excellent shape with no rips or very noticeable worn areas), $30

[camera phone picture, better pictures upon serious interest]

thanks for looking!

-jake

Diabro marked my package as $80/gift so no customs for me.

well, some evil italian broad named crisstina camelli told me, after i requested it, that marking a package as a gift would be illegal for some obviously illogical reason.

soooo... you're lucky, mr. epic.

got my fed ex customs bill in the mail today... $76 something.

so my purchase from luisaviaroma ended up being retail on a pair of diors...

hooray for hidden fees.

I hate fake cute chicks...

well, you're in the best place in california for that.

second only to merced and san quentin prison.

v4b9DAwMA08

HIPSTER FUCKER!1! haha

dino is such a pimp, he can get with girls who haven't even begun drinking; notice sealed beer can.

for jeepster:

these are currently my backup pair of work jeans, thus the wood stains, resin splatters, etc.

--pulled up about 2" shy of navel; calves fit beautifully, thigh is loose, top block is "what the eff?" uncomfortable--

--pulled down to my hips; calves are still quite nice, thighs are hella loose (look at my fucking left hand), top block is slightly snug but comfortable--

--back view of previous picture; notice how baggy/dumpy/fucking weird the top block looks...--

color representation is fairly on, but slightly dark. in all three pictures, it looks like my thighs are huge, legs are bent outward, knees are bent, etc. but it's honestly the bagginess of the jeans from the knee up.

(and in case anyone cares, they've been worn for maybe 75 days on and off. i rarely ever wear them now. purchased in april)

personal verdict: i hate the fit from the knee up.

that shirt has some sweet honeycombs.

well, yes. there's a lot of taper below the knee (really comfortable down there). but, since they're high-motherfucking-rise, if you wear them comfortably on your hips the ass and top block looks really dumpy. not to mention, the thighs are incredibly loose. but, if you wear them as cut/intended (again, high rise...), which is about maybe 2 inches below your navel(?), the thighs fit nice, the top block is okay... but overall it's pretty uncomfortable.

as for sizing, i'd go true waist sizing since you will most likely be wearing them near your true waist for a bit till they stretch. and then you will be able to (but would you dare) wear them a bit sagged or slouched, it'll fit snug.

(and just for reference, mine stretched about 1.5" in the waist and similarly in the hips)

anyone got Imperial Shearer fit pics? need advice on sizing.

i got a pair that are pretty stretched out that i use for work. i'll take a couple photos tomorrow if you'd like.

get lit

listen to "cherybananapumpkinpie" by andre nickatina

surf superbad.com for a while

just a random thought, but nahhhhhh.

option a) dorm blacklight party

option blunt + bagel bites

opt for both, just don't share the bagel bites.

okay... no? nevermind then

inaya, i hope you're taking garlic and lots of vitamin C. feel superb soon!

kunk, working away on your project...

took an SAT today... felt like i did much better this time. UCI/UCSD.... here i come!...?

feel like taking a waywt but won't, despite my large improvement in style since my tee + sweater vest days

translucent slices of varying shades of agate stone, under clear gloss epoxy resin, in that case.

we do pretty much everything resin work. colored resins, resin mixed with acrylic paints, etc. all kinds of fun stuff.

i found a few samples i'd like to post, so i will someday...

i want something really nice to pop up in the supermarket in size M/48/50 within the next... day or so. oh, and under $500.

gah. it's like... i need to spend money.

looks a bit like jane.

http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/uncategorized/why-krill-oil/

krill oil > fish oil.

this is smart.

skull restock within the next few days, kiya? i gotta get a pair before my money runs away...

i can do this. i can do this.

guarantee no one has anything similar to what i do currently.

i make bar countertops such as:

or tabletops such as this:

for restaurants, nightclubs and casinos. i can get pictures of some samples i've done for the zine.