operationjake

have one guy's offer but he hasn't replied. need the money so,

make me a reasonable offer above $50 and you got it.

damn skinny leg then, dude.

you must not be a true 32... looks like you could have sized down 1 more.

and you'll need to hem them...

sell my favorite clothing items for heftier down payment, or hope for generous financing and desperate-to-sell/able-to-be-haggled attitude at dealership?

halifamous, very very nice

make me a reasonable offer on the dior hospital bracelet today or

it

will

be

sold

(but not to you)

joey how's the new geller coat holding up?

time permitting, i like to use go to the bathroom in a very specific way:

first, i light the candles sitting on the counter. i prefer lavender, but vanilla and others will work fine. secondly, i play some very peaceful or intricate (yet soft) music such as enya or any of the many famous classical composers. then, i open up a copy of one of the great plays of the past two-ish centuries (ranging from pygmalion or a doll's house to the crucible or even inherit the wind) and continue from where i left off. with the exception of the music, there is no noise besides the intermittent flickering of the candles and the turning pages.

this whole process is slow, peaceful and highly enjoyable. i, however, only do this in my bathroom (obviously). if the restroom at hand is public or a different private bathroom (not mine), i get in and get the fuck out as soon as possible.

voice matches her face pretty darn well, i'd say. reminiscent of gwyneth paltrow circa shallow hal/deuce bigalow/view from the top.

which is pretty awesome, obviously.

happy birthday!

fuck

this outfit still irritates me today.

the cigarette holder and his dumb fucking facial expression are just the cherry on top

don't forget his arms in certified, grade-A t-rex formation.

operationjake, ask me for a translation instead of this unreadable thing haha.

haha. i don't need one, because all i saw was "20 francs" and was like, "awwww yeahhhhhh."

but i must say, that kali jonas brother waiter-coat wearing dude is too humble. he practically was grovelling to jeepster after he got some hate. he's like uriah heep... times twelve.

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in other news, kunk! your little project thing is done, just needs to go into the resin-room (i.e., get coated in resin). maybe by wednesday it can go out, if i'm lucky, because on thursday i'm roadtripping up to portland to have some funz.

i had to spit some hate in french

but i honestly think he's going to answer me all chill

and my move would turn into something pointless

Whore this look of big tool to 20 francs seem you of a sheep in a false group of rock one rot that plays in the country rooms for that the people of the houses of retirement have

fun themselves. At last in fact this is not the Fact that it be ridiculous that be pathetic but rather than you think to be too original and be more beautiful than all the world

while are you a little a fuck to the bottom. Each finds a reason to resolve its identity problems or sentimental by a different reaction of each, you this is the clothes of

clown, each sound thing. At last could have been been you fashionable in another parallel world or 10 years ago when to carry a slim it was hype. Good I stop spending tappes of

keyboard for you, entertains you well in your false hypitude while you drink Coke the Saturday evening and in as a tantouze to the Paris Paris with your pals that are 14 years

old.

tell that jonas brother who's boss.

bump. one offer on bracelet...

does it matter? buyer got a great deal (and service!), as always when buying from me.

price drop on dior hospital bracelet. trades welcome for similar items or whatever (i'm not too picky), not taking "best offer" but entertaining reasonable offers.

was about to say the same thing. The only thing remotely funny was the ethical dance and maybe jim trying to bait dwight with battlestar talk.

the battlestar galatica luring was excellent, i thought.

one thing i've generally accepted is that the office will never be as good as it was in seasons 1+2, so every episode i see nowadays has pretty low expectations. tonight's episode only went below my low expectations in the sense that is was 30 minutes [read: 19 minutes without commercials] long. that's pretty cheap.

other then that, it wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.

how was the tony robbins seminar, skull?

i have never seen something stupid enough that made me ever want to beat the shit out of a girl before... until now.

this belongs in the "shit you hate thread"

fit looks excellent, kodiak.

looks just like mine but a bit looser in the thighs.

bump it up. a bit willing to work on price, depending on how cool you are.

Leonard Leroy: man lindsay lohan's breasts

Leonard Leroy: i love them

my general "uncomfort" is derived, not from her globes, but from the mutant skeksi podling spawn on her left.

shit's next level dark crystal right there.

a different car.

october release?

OMG IZ DAT SELVIDGE?!

blah blah i have nothing better to do blah blah

i think you just might have overstayed your welcome.

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timber' date=' excellent!

[b']jimmy[/b], good as always

dino, great

mike lowrey, you are a machine