Jimbo69

not a banker

all my mom's friends are bankers

hopefully gonna sell my soul in about 2 years to be a banker

don't have a soul though so maybe i only get shit analyst position?

whenever my friends and I go somewhere to burn around 10 other people come along for no reason

"We'll just watch"

fuck you

being around sober people kills the high

the chinese have this green stuff that heals mosquito bites quick as fuck.

im also broke as fuck

wiping your butt standing up or sitting down

using scrunched toilet paper or neatly folded

I thought idiots didnt get into ucla

girl must be part black

or the one with evilcrayon getting his dick sucked

this is gayer than that waywt with the hairy guy in a thong

There's nothing like getting baked and eating greasy shit

What the fuck

He probably took home millions and millions in the settlement

pmed

1234456

i get homie hook up on mollies yaaaaaay

People cheat on their wives with unattractive women because they are seeking a sense of danger. Sex with the wife becomes boring because there is no element of danger.

fuck morals

⊗ 2009 Cannabis Cup Winners

Cannabis Cup

1. Super Lemon Haze - Green House

2. Vanilla Kush - Barney’s

3. Headband Kush - Green Place

Indica Cup

1. Starbud - Hortilab Seed Company

2. OG18 - Reserva Privada

3. Kush D - Allstar Genetics

Sativa Cup

1. Saris Hilton - Harvestman Seed Company

2. Super Lemon Haze - Green House Seed Co.

3. The Purps - BC Bud Depot

holy fuck who get to judge?

Best job ever

If i donkey punch a girl will she get mad?

If a girl shits on me while doing anal what should i do?

If a girl sticks her fingers up my butt and i kinda liked it but don't want to come off as gay what should i do?

meet women somewhere else

^ psats dont even matter son. don't stress about that shiet. that's all i did when i was in hs and look at me now. LOOK AT ME NOW

Why the fuck are you in UCI then?

only half a bowl

im kinda high

ahahahahaa

I AM so BlaZed righT now!

wow now i want to blaze again

im fucking pothead status now

no more white widow for me

i tripped the fuck out and slept for 14 hours

all bad

8pm is good

nah actually its alright

Me nigga?

i'm from the 408

its not crackin

yoyo i love weed fosho hoe