Wacka

"Where there are cheese there are rats. Wherever there are rats there are cats. Wherever there are cats there are dogs. If you got the dogs, you got bitches. Bitches always out to put they paws on ya' riches. If you got riches you got glitches. If you got glitches in ya' life computer turn it off and then reboota, now ya back on. Can't just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it that will spoil it, gone and drink it and enjoy it. " - Andre 3000, Millionaire

BULLETPROOF HALF CABS.

005s be killlllllllllllinnnnnnn' em.

why i'm adding to this...i really don't know:

Anetta Keys

Rachel Starr

Sienna West

Jenaveve Jolie

Kaylani Lei

and, i'm just gonna stop there because no one should have to think about this too hard.

oh.. and, orgasms.

- walking out of the house in a brand new fit late in the evening after a shower, and there's that cool breeze that makes you feel mega clean

- turning in an eleventybillion page essay after staying up all night working on it, and subsequently putting your face on a very, very soft, and very warm pillow & blanket combination

- popping "air bubbles": those little packaging wrap things

- putting that first bite of naan+chicken tikka masala in your mouth after not eating all day (if you haven't been to Chutney's in San Francisco, then you will not fully appreciate this one)

- finally getting that piece of apple skin, or popcorn out from the rear of your mouth that's been there for the last 15 minutes