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blah trite

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  1. just walk up to her at church and ask her out. The only difference between asking a girl out at church and asking a girl out anywhere else is the music is generally worse at church, and the wine sucks.

    Don't go through your sister - acquiring a girl's number without getting it from the girl directly is some cowardly shit.

    I guess I knew that and was looking for the easy route. Thanks

  2. Ok so I broke up with my gf of 3 years about a week ago and I'm trying to get my head straight so I'm trying to work out a way to ask this other girl out. The only time I see her is at church and she's surrounded by lesser dudes. Don't want to be the guy asking her out on a date at church. Sister probably has her cell number. Am I being stupid about this?

  3. well. lets remember, thats exactly what they are. stereotypes.

    im in a frat and ive never walked around blindfolded in a room being lead by another mans hand pulling on my man's penis while yet another man behind me is being led by my hand pulling on his penis. iv never found myself naked and blindfolded in any position, actually. coming into my fraternity skeptical of the greek system's sterotypes, i was ready toes to the door if at any moment i felt degraded or made to look submissive. i have also never even come near to associating with anyone whos got a connect on roofies, wears abercrombie shorts and bent/frayed brim hats and striped polos, uses the word bro in complete seriousness, listens to seether/nickelback etc etc etc....what i became part of is essentially a large, tight-knit group of friends sharing a lot of common interests as well as membership to a historically well-run, respectable organization. at least on my campus.

    its all relative. i feel like i would never be able to do this at 9 out of 10 schools, especially them big shits in the midwest. i guess im just lucky for finding that 10% unaccounted for under the douchbaggey stereotypical fraternity designation.

    Abercrombie is not fratty, neither is the midwest, neither is nickelback.

    Vineyard vines, east coast (south), and Old Crow Medicine Show.

  4. elephant walk i've heard variations of, but the main one i hear is you walk around with one thumb up the butt of the guy in front of you and the other in your mouth. should your thumb slip out of the guys butt, then you have to switch thumbs.

    Clearly you've never done an elephant walk.

    You walk naked in a line grabbing the dick of the person in front of you.

    Seriously though, fraternities are pretty awesome. Instant access to the finest poon on campus and you are invited to the best ragers all year.

  5. I was once a very active member in Oink, but I've been looking for a new fix ever since it shut down.

    Can someone hook me up with an invite? pm me for email.

    Thanks

  6. If you are in college, join a business fraternity or a club related to your major. They will know people in the business and will invite companies to your campus so you can shmooze and earn that interview.

    I did this and got an internship with one of the Big 4 Accounting firms. There is no better "in" than starting out with an internship.

  7. I think yes to black, square-ish frames but no to wayfarers.

    Really?

    I feel like Wayfarers are style. They may go in and out of vogue, but they'll always look good.

  8. How long did it take you guys to stretch the waist to a fairly amount? I had a dinner last night and I wished I wore another pair of jeans.

    I've been wearing mine for about a month straight and I'd say it took about 2 weeks to get them to the comfort level that I wanted.

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