salaryman

eating wings in my underwear at 4 in the morning while watching animal planet and blowing lines friendly?

asses to ashes

can't wait for the sequel.

I heard the siamese twins get pregnant by a zebra.

Was in NYC two weeks ago.

On A train going downtown.

An old woman hobbles on to the train, looks around to see that all the seats are taken and there is very little standing room. Nobody moves, of course.

She walks over to a guy in a suit and says "Excuse me, but you can you please do me a favor and get the fuck up, I'm old, dying, and need to sit down."

Yes.

And if there is snow, then before the bar, too.

Always write my name in cursive because the loops are more fun and you get double points for execution.

Quadruple letter score if you finish your whole last name, especially if it has an X or a Q in it.

Need a full tank for that.

^I used to go to Murdock in Mayfair. Kind of pricey, but a good cut.

http://www.murdocklondon.com/for-men/the-murdock-stores/mayfair/

^Fuck yes!

yeah, really liking this so far. will check out smokescreen.

I heard he also wrote an account of his real life experience from a plane crash in cape cod which a friend said was interesting.

thunderstorms.

bloody marys with too much pepper.

driving with the windows down and music too loud.

outdoor fireplaces.

I wear J.Crew because I'm Caucasian, summer on cape cod, and have a cousin named Muffy. Plus seersucker feels like rubbing angel food cake on my body.

Can't speak for anyone else.

Also, gothninja got murdered in the recession.

Now Uniqlo is god and Red Wings are the new Julius Army Boots are the new Clarks are the new Dunks are the new Boat Shoes are the new Red Wings.

Dontyougetit?

that jellyfish is rad.

4 times a day, god damn, who has the time.

nah, that's not too gay really.

maybe if she named her first cat I<3cock, and then bought another one named I<3cock and made them wear spandex all the time, then dyed their fur rainbow, then taught them to do the singles ladies dance to put on youtube under the title of dancing cocks that might be somewhat gay, but still not really.

I read this, and the author sort of covers Iran-Contra but she didn't even join the agency until 1988, so its obviously not an insiders account, nor is it the focus of the book.

She spends most of time discussing/critiquing CIA operations in general and changes in their policies. Was interesting as an overview I guess, but if you're looking for detailed historical analysis this probably isn't it.

Even former CIA are subject to heavy censoring from the agency, so these supposed "tell all" books are rarely as forthcoming or as honest as they should be. It's hard to find any account that doesn't just tell you what you already know.

I had a professor who used to work in the CIA, and he made us read tons of intelligence stuff. A lot of it--like this book--is on the CIA's literature list, here,

https://www.cia.gov/library/intelligence-literature/index.html

published philosophers are smart.

angsty suburban teenagers are genius.

but,

internet monkeys are the wisest of all.

pink ass for sure.

^no.

I can't stop eating cadbury creme eggs.

i need you to proxy these to me.

please.

sorry. I don't live in Japan anymore.

now I only ever get my hands on them when lazy friends from Hokkaido send boxes of goods every once and a while.

i didn't drink potato varnish but i'm dizzy..is this top quality or not????? This

is the question.

Sounds like quality.

Swill before swallow and it'll pull the plague off the pearlies and pink right off the gums.

also, these are good for aching bones.

wish it were warmer.