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werdna

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  1. Been using Creatine since March. Gained about 15 lbs. I want to get off it now. I've been taking 5 g a day since March, if I drop it completely, should I expect a huge loss in strength or size? I already know I'll be losing water weight but that isn't a problem.

  2. I drank and blazed everyday this past summer but I also gained 10 lbs of lean mass. I'm sure your body would be better off without alcohol but I don't know if it makes a significant difference. Hardest part though when you're fucked up all the time is perserverance.

  3. today i laughed and fucking blew the weed out of the pipe. I feel so bad

    "Fucks sake man you're amateur"

    Oh and my friend's sister flew from LAX to BWI (Baltimore) with a quarter of dank in a ziploc in her pocket so I guess it's easier than it seems.

  4. damn you addicted? and juicy fruit, you like that? its horrible nonetheless nice for taking 30 hits haha

    i smoke from ice bongs and blunts, soul D's. all the way and sometimes, i put that shit in my ramen for studying purposes. no joke, youll get an A

    why the fuck would you waste bud by putting it in ramyun.

    i can't see that doing anything

    at

    all.

    prove it

  5. 50 g total? One serving in your protein shake should have at least 50 g of protein in my opinion. So that's probably 2 or 2.5 scoops? How much do you weigh?

    Don't you need like a 2 g to 1 lb protein intake for your body weight?

    I try to drink 4-5 a day. 2 with milk, one in the morning, one post workout, and the rest during the day with water.

  6. i last ten rounds like im iron mike

    and i spit on you nigs with this iron mic

    im so unlike

    anything you heard or you known.

    fuck wit me, ill fuck your girl then get some dome

    got tricks in my pocket

    trix like the rabbit

    you want it? come get it. but you cant have it.

    grab it. no homo.

    domo arigato.

    your flow is so mechanical like mr. roboto.

    the flow is so poetic kid, with the ettiquette.

    i cant quit, like nike air. i just do it.

    slippin through your brain with my hot verbal fluids

  7. My sister's first year living in the city.

    Came up to visit and we're heading back to Bushwick.

    Train wasn't even packed and I was sitting on a bench but my sister insisted on standing. Some black dude is posted up right next to her, not exactly grabbing at her but trying to get some friction going on or some shit

    my sister tells him to back the fuck off and nigs' girl he was with starts to get crazy

    fuck you's back and forth and this bitch finally takes out a pen and stabs my sister in the face with that shit. sister is stunned for a sec but just pops back up bleeding and shit and rips this bitches weave off while i knock one in her face as the train stops. dude grabs his girl and runs off the train. people started passing her weave around. true story

  8. You: I'm also a rapper

    Stranger: lets hear it

    You: I spit it on the mic.

    You: Eat pussy like a dyke.

    You: This rap game's easy like learnin' to ride a bike.

    You: That's my hit single.

    You: It's called Cotton Candy

    Stranger: classy

    Stranger: i like the name

    Stranger: how about a song called "Sphincter, Penile Bisector, All in Good Fun!"

    You: Even better

    Stranger: or "Dock our Cocks"

    You: That'll be my next album name

    Stranger: I'll be on the lookout for that in my local record store

    Stranger: in the Religious/Childrens section i presume

    You: Most likely. I'm trying to delve deep to get that realness out of me

    You: You know

    You: The truth

    You: Like my fantasies of inserting my cock into the throats of turtles

    Stranger: i do not know of this truth thing you speak of

    Stranger: A resonable fantasy, not beyond your means

    Stranger: what breed?

    You: Snapping

    You: Obviously.

    Stranger: That's what i was thinking, duh

    Stranger: "Tired Turtle Throat Fuck"

    Stranger: that would be a good song

    You: Sounds like an Aesop Fable

    Stranger: "Yo i see you over there, laying on the marsh"

    You: I wanna throat fuck you till your shit get's harsh

    You: Fuck you in the day, fuck you in the night. Like B.Marley said, Everything's gonna be alright.

    Stranger: Roll you on your stomach, upside down, squirm on ur shell, while my dick is feels like a pedophile clown

    Stranger: Bite in vain bitch, cuz your jaws are small, my swollen dick is huge, like a bowling ball

    You: One fish, two fish, three fish, then you. Dr. Seuss fucked your mom's shell and poo.

    Stranger: Im fucking horny, so are you. your mouth tastes like a delicious beef stew

    Stranger: Your fucking huge shell, works like armor plating, fuck you in the throat, with my hips gyrating

    You: I hear your turtle moans, in your simple home. I've never had a reptile give me the road dome.

    Stranger: Your arms out, legs spread, im gonna scream hell yeah as you're giving me head

    You: With your stubby legs, you jerk me off gently. Come with me turtle and we'll fuck in my Bentley.

    Stranger: Lift you off the ground, 69!, you slobber on my dick like a tasty Redvine

    Stranger: Lick your turtle anus, quite the rectum, puckered up nice, while i'm piloting my Gundam

    Stranger: Smoke a lotta weed, put it in your ass, tastes so good, like a river-dwelling bass

    You: Smoking on that herb, we smoking out the shell. Smokin' out your ass, nigga we goin' to hell.

    Stranger: You getting kinda tipsy, getting kinda slow, your smoking turtle ass moves like a fat ho

    You: That fat bitch was great, that fat slut was nice. But ima stick with you like white stick on rice.

    You: I like the turtle head, you like my human bed. I'll inject you with my semen like that poison called lead.

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