PUNKSisHIPPIES

Hello,

I am looking for a pair of Bape Crepe/Bape Crepesta/ Crape Crapesta by A Bathing Ape. If anyone has a pair please feel free to contact me (size 11.5-12). Thank you.

can pick them up for about 20 skins at just about every gas station here in Australia. Let me know if you want a hook up.

Hey, Can someone point me towards some boxy sunglasses (similar in style to what the elderly wear)? I'm talking about the kind with really thick arms. I want something that can completely block sunlight out of my peripheral. It doesn't have to be exactly like the kind the vision-impaired/elderly wear, but I'm looking for that style. *not a joke question

I know exactly what u mean man, I have a fat fucking face too (but I am white). I went on a massive sunglasses quest a while back, only to find that the old classique, ray-ban wayfarers, is exactly what I need. I recommend u check them out.

I mean this sort of thing:

A long time ago I dismissed the ray-ban wayfarers as being to small for my face without trying them on. Maybe i'll give them a second look and try them on this time. Thanks man, I appreciate your suggestion.

I know exactly what u mean man, I have a fat fucking face too (but I am white). I went on a massive sunglasses quest a while back, only to find that the old classique, ray-ban wayfarers, is exactly what I need. I recommend u check them out.

I mean this sort of thing:

A long time ago I dismissed the ray-ban wayfarers as being to small for my face without trying them on. Maybe i'll give them a second look and try them on this time. Thanks man, I appreciate your suggestion.

FUCK. I've got it now! The reason he wont post a pic is because he's...

Jack Black.

lol, that made me smile.

FUCK. I've got it now! The reason he wont post a pic is because he's...

Jack Black.

lol, that made me smile.

Anyways, I just got a new tube amp, and it is definately time to shred.

I'll check back later if i've got nothing else better to do.

Peace, Broski's

(And again, thanks to all those that have helped me on my lifelong quest to find the perfect shades for a fat face).

Does this make you hungry? Y N (circle one)

(Y)es it certainly does sir, just like i am a sucker for the immature, i am also a sucker for a perfectly glazed donut hole.

then why are you asking help from "a bunch of douche dudes"?

fucking idiot... if you want help, post ur fat pie stuffed face here

I am not asking for help from a bunch of douche dudes. Douche dudes are the folks like you who have nothing constructive to add, who i want nothing to do with the thread i have created, but keep coming back with slighly entertaining childlike humor (i'm a sucker for the immature).

Who i am asking to help me are those kind hearted fashion knowledgable folks, that have already started to assist me.

And yeah I am a fucking idiot, tell me something i don't know dude. I've been nearing this realization for a while now. Currently I have accepted the fact, I am content with being one, and i've decided to move on with my life.

p.s.- I'll show show you my fat pie stuffed face, if you show me your execrable smegma-encrusted vajayjay.

yeah, but the thing is that there are many types of big/fat faces. is your face just kinda fat, or very fat? massively round like a basketball or just cracked-egg like that guy in the movie "mask?." nigga, i is tryin to help u.

my face is massively round like a basketball.

now shoot.

well met datasupa

classic, oversize glases: rayban aviators, karen walker wayfarers (oversizeish version of original rayban design)

oversize glasses worth a look as well: s/s08 lanvin, s/s08 raf simons, intinium, dior

thanks for the suggestions. I will definately check those out.

many asians are born with wide face, but sunglasses like ray-bans seem to work pretty well.

thank you kind sir.

ur absolutely right.

Mmm Mmm Mmm, that's one sexy Hutt.

Jabba Desilijic Tiure never looked better.

ahahaha man im gonna print this out and put it in my flatmate's car behind the sun visor where he keeps his sunnies. i hope he crashes into a bus from fright.

haha, sounds like a good time. And that picture was rather entertaining.

And as far as showing a picture, this goes out to alll of you...I didn't ask you to make a recommendation for glasses ideal for "my" face.

I said show me some oversized, larger classic style sunglasses. That's all i asked for, once you do that. I can make the decision for myself. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp.

if you're not posting a picture of your face, how can we help you find something for your face?

fuck me, you're dumb

um, no thanks. i made an inner pact a long time ago to never fuck anyone named Jordan. But thanks for the offer Brohan.

We still waiting

Keep on waiting. I'm not posting shit.

This isn't a heterosexual/homosexual eye candy love fest.

I'm not posting my picture for a bunch of douche dudes.

Moving on, will someone attempt a serious reply, thanks.

not bad (i guess), but not for me. Viva Le Hasslehoff!!!

get one of those snap-on sunglasses that Morpheus wears in the Matrix.

I'll advise you like i advised others, learn to read and then come back to me with a helpful response.

I did ask for either larger or oversized glasses, if i remember correctly..Morpheus' lenses barely covered his eyes.

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thats your steez?

those being my "steez" is not the question.

whether you have reading comprehension or not is the real question at hand.

Because if i'm not mistaken (which i'm not), i did clearly state i was looking for sunglasses.

i was going to say that this thread should be renamed "sunglasses for fat faces,"

but then i saw the title

next time read carefully.

um no, i dont want glasses made especially for fat people (dunno if those even exist).

And i'm not losing weight for a pair of sunglasses, that is ridiculous.

SO moving on, what i want are some larger glasses, or maybe oversized you might say, large glasses that may make a person with a tiny face look weird or ridiculous.

Seeing that, none of you have even come close to posting what i asked for in the first place....

Can someone with some knowledge or an idea post something worthwhile for me to consider.

Thanks .

just because i have a fat face doesnt mean im overweight, some people just have large faces, if you dont have any recommendations your post is pretty pointless.