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yella

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  1. slowly starting to see the realisation of me failing college. 2 years basically down the shitter. got to pull my finger out bigtime and do about 2months of work in a week, if not...wtf.

    any ideas on what i could do afterwards if the inevitable does happen? no qualifications...dead end 9-5? brilliant. help.

  2. after months of work i was finally triumphant in achieving consensual penetration with one of my ex-squeeze's best friends last night. unfortunately, i hadn't red rover'd anyone's vag canyon in over a month and was ill prepared for rampant nerve stimulation all on my peepee. i probably executed release after only a few minutes and i'm already dreading the possible reputation ruiners she might be passing around to anyone she has come in contact with over the past 8 hours.

    hopefully she will get around to discussing my offsides penalty with her buddy that i was originally on an enter/exit basis with...things usually went quite favorably and extensively while performing rhythmic pelvis thrust maneuvers on her bed/roomate's couch.

    this is unlucky, hopefully she'll give you a second chance.

    lol @ vag canyon.

  3. i thought youre post was gonna be to do with something completely different when i saw the guys name :P

    funny story though, some people will say the most stupid things to try sell you weed haha

  4. When people lie and say their weed is good,

    but in actuality its nasty shit.

    yeah, if you tell them its bad theyre just like 'ohh it all gets you stoned', which is true, but its a different story if the weed youre smoking is in fact very very strong, and theirs is the opposite.

    thing is though its not a massive insult, if youre weeds not the best, no need to big it up and say its some super badboy stuff, just smoke and live with it. so yeah, i agree with you on this one. grinds my gears.

  5. i feel like that sometimes too, only when my mind starts being weird though, like thinking things you wouldnt and reacting to stuff weirdly, just take a short break from smoking, you always feel much better for it, and the next time you smoke is always a good one. i only ever start being massively unmotivated, generally tired and feeling weird in my head after ive smoked a lot in a short time, so i relate to you.

    make sure its in moderation though, 'too much of a good thing' and all that. :)

  6. i got that last 10deep black hat off dg, really like how it fits, not sure where else you could get it though really. also supreme hats fit nice too, you should check them out, ebay have a few on now n again, decent prices too.

  7. i like fred perry polos, the ones with the slightly longer fit are nicest, they fit well otherwise but seeing as they are quite slim the longer ones look better, i'd recomend them theres a lot of nice colours.

    check out lyle and scott too, not sure about whether or not you can get them in the us, but worth a look, good quality polos, sweatshirts and cardigans too for that matter :)

  8. i cant believe she's 17, looks so much older.

    also, her head is ridiculously small in comparison to her body, even though her body is really quite large. nice.

    "Do I have fat days? Of course, but what woman doesn't!" - you have more than most love, put your clothes on.

  9. jealous over here. im from the uk and itd take a lot of effort for me to get my hands on some of the weed in here, looks BUFF. anyone smoked thai chocolate? its not some super skunky shit but its cheap as fuck and its chillinggggg.

    blueberry and cali orange if im lucky for me at the moment :)

  10. Hotel Room Service Attendant. Great tips + the occasional naked person.

    haha, i used to have this job when i was about 15/16, closest thing i got to that was a guy remembering hed left his ipod in his room in the bedside cabinet, i was told to go get it for him. opened the drawer and there it was wrapped in a proper skimpy red thong. obviously brought that back down with me too, gave him the ipod, handed me a couple of quid or something, i stood still then brought out the thong, he looked sooooo embarassed haha, took the coins off me and gave me a fiver and got the hell out. brilliant.

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