GoSurface

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i'm pretty sure i already guessed but he wouldn't snitch

I'm GoSurface .

I like penis.

What else is dere to knoe???

Given recent information, i take back my previous post. You're right, i actually don't know you

But you would love me. If you knew me. I'm like the most likable faggot in the history of faggotry.

that's true, what can i say. all day i dream of penis.

ADIDAP. HAHAHAHAHA fuckin A i am a funny faggot.

^^ hey faggot, that shit ain't random. that's on yo mind all day playa.

Here's a random thought.

I LOVE FUCKING PENIS!

i love you, man

You don't even know me, bitch.

hahahaha I think YOURE the faggot, faggot faggot.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa +1 They're all faggots!

and everybody on this board is a punk ass bitch.

vanna, what gives?

shup bitch. You been all over my cock lately.

IM KIDDING! You're the only person I don't hate.

All dem other bitches be faggots.

When my girlfriend was going to get her bellybutton pierced on my birthday (nothing against them, but would have gotten in the way) I threatened to buy shiny pants and she didn't. If that helps at all.

That doesn't help him at all you stupid fat piece of shit.

This makes me sound like such a bitch but...

My girlfriend wants to get a lip piercing,and I'm seriously freaking out because I can't stand them. It's just one major major major turnoff for me. And I've told her that I find them to be the most unattractive thing in the world, but I told her to do what she wants. And now I'm seriously afraid that she will.

But yeah, superconfess because I can't find anyone else to talk to.

But this whole freakout is probably just all the stress from the past + present week coming out at once.

Jesus you sound like the biggest fucking piece of shit in the world.

Are you a huge douche? Seriously. It's a fucking lip ring playa. Stop being such a bitch.

You sound like you wanna suck dick, which ain't too bad. I mean, I suck dick everyday. Why don't you ditch that lip ringed little whore you're fucking now and come suck mine?

hmmm.. try some ice cream popsicles instead. its edible so you can eat it after. isnt it AWESOME? i love that cold feeling ooooweee

im jking btw

You're so NOT joking.

COCKS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nahh dudes, this si really gay.

Cucumbers could be a cheap alternative.

Jesus Christ man. that's really fuckin gay.

^are hemroid pads a close second, GoSurface?

Nahhh playa, I don't get hemroid pads.

B/c I buy my jeans from Denimbar. They throw in free ones.

^ hmm, raunchy.

Here's one...

"And fuck chap sticks,

I’m comin' ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks

For your chapped ass lips,

Creamin' your teeth like dentists as I’m rubbin' them

With an erection like injections, fuck it I be

Druggin' them,

Numbing up your tonsils, like anbesol anesthetic,

Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic"

I wrote that myself you stupid idiotic stupid idiot.

UGH you faggots PISS ME OFF.

^mine won't fit most browsers.

Are you sayin you got a big cack?

I love big cacks cause i'm a silly faggot.

thats just the pubes dude, they're tickly

I know. I'd totally ask the person to shave them, but then i wouldn't get to taste them.

I love getting em stuck in my teeth and suckin on them later on in the day after the normal dick sucking.