gotothebathroom

It's a paughco frame 2.5 stretch in the downtubes

Never been down http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/kgregersen/Photo08211155.jpg

Consider them sold

Shooting Clays in Southern Idaho, fifteen minutes out of Preston Idaho where Napoleon Dynamite was filmed.

SG1105s, American Flag Vans Slip-ons

I saw a homeless man slip yesterday, that wasn't funny, what was funny was that he slipped on an actual discarded banana peel, and I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to explain to my wife how it would have been prejudice to not laugh because he is homeless when she knows full well if it was some sharp dressed man running across the street to hurry to a meeting, she wouldn't have judged me for my laughter.

Red Wing Boots 4182

Asking $90

Brand new, I have separate leather laces for them as well. Taking offers or trades.

I don't know why I do the things I do but hope their families will forgive me.

Black and Tan Coonhound, best dog I have ever had

I knew a freemason when I worked with Youth Sex Offenders and the freemason's are just an immeasurable step above a bunch of ten year old kids in a club house with a no girls allowed sign on the entrance.

eye em oh

his first story about bears and fish was phenomenal, everyone dips into mediocrity at times

just wait, gotothebathroom will deliver another smash hit for the summer

I am so confused. While at first flattered by your positive reference to my story about bears and fish I am then quickly made aware that I have been lured into a trap. You have already complimented me into conveniently assigning you the following properties:

credible

intelligent

owner of good taste

But now I am forced to accept the notion that I have slipped into mediocrity, and it confuses me as just seconds before I held you in such high regard and now my ego is neccessitating that I assign you complete different properties, those being:

incredulous

stupid

owner of poor taste

I suppose this whirlwind of feelings has just shown me that my opinion of other posters at this point is formed almost solely out of my own insecurities and need to protect my pride.

I genuinely believe and can support with sound philosophy that having consensual sex with animals of different species is a moral practice

thanks.

another user added to my ignore list.

This is the worst thing you can do to me because now I don't even have the opportunity to defend myself. You are like the cruel mother who punishes her children by being emotionally absent for weeks after even the slightest transgression. I would rather you openly hate on me than this, nothing could be worse, I cannot survive without your attention whether it be good or bad I need it.

At this point imagine me tugging at your skirt while you are doing the dishes asking you to braid my hair over and over and you do not even turn you head, minutes later you walk outside to do some gardening and as I attempt to follow you out you quickly shut the door behind you and I start crying and you garden angrily.

6,3 and 180 lbs

dont read that story

waste of time

I disagree, it is my opinion that the story is not only well worth the time it takes to read, but that that there are few other activities besides sex and recycling that that time would be better spent doing.

I have a computer and a laptop. I usually keep my laptop in the living room next to the rocking chair away from my computer in the bedroom. Before I left to run some errands today I left my laptop to charge by my computer and I my ipod was plugged into it. Now my laptop has been struggling with a nasty virus for some time now, and is probably on its last leg. Anyway...

When I returned home I see the 4-Pin to USB cord hooked to my laptop is leading from my laptop to my comptuer and it is jammed into the back of my computer in a port it doesnt fit in. It is obvious there has been forced uploading. There is blood everywhere, the ipod is unconcious and there is a knife in the computers hard drive. I look for my camera because it seems like it may have been sitting hooked up to the computer when I was downloading photos but releif washes over me when I hear it weeping in the bathroom. When I walk in, it wont really say much except "I could hear the screams" and that the laptop tried to get it to take pictures but it locked itself in the bathroom, then it just completely breaks down and starts taking video and pictures at the same time. It puts its arm around me and tells me it loves me, I can tell by how tired the cameras two organic eyes look that it has been crying for hours so I leave and let it rest. I come back in the room and reach down to open my laptop up to see the screen to maybe possibly figure out what in the hell it was thinking when it committed this horrible act and I literally almost throw up from what I see next. The top half... the screen... is gone... it has been blown onto the back wall of my room and there is little computer pieces everywhere and blood everywhere and pieces of human brain splattered all over the wall from my laptop. Only now do I notice the gun sitting slightly concealed underneath a rag next to my laptop and see my laptops limp hand around the grip of the gun. There was a note too but I havent had the nerve to read it. In a digital age, I guess nobody is safe.

I hate it when you are in a meeting at work and you sneeze a large amount of yellow phlegm into your palm and then attempt to discreetly slurp it up by acting like you are itching your nose after and your Boss sitting at the end of the table sees what you are doing and you lose his respect entirely.

yeah, sorry. that's exacly what your mom told me when i stuck it in the wrong hole.

it's no secret that i am self-admittedly lousy at computers/internet shit.

are you asking me a question or making a statement, you pussy? heard it all before.

instead of posting worthless crap, mastering the sufu control functions, and continuing to be one of the most boring/useless of members, why not kill yourself? everything you say/do is just wack. your existence is a mistake. seriously you're just so fucking lame already.

Now hold on just hold on one second, before you go and do something you can't take back let's just think this through here ok (I imagine me holding you by the shoulders why you glare at Jmatsu and your breathing very heavy out your nose because your teeth are clenched so tight). Jmatsu probably just had a bad day, ok, he is just venting on you, computers can be kind of tricky sometimes I know... now I'm not excusing what he said but really what is this anger doing but creating one more problem on top of all the others, huh?... You don't need this right now ok, you don't, and I don't want to see anyone hurt.... (you are still huffing but I am not applying pressure anymore to your shoulders and you stop pushing back impling you have calmed to a degree and are thinking more clearly).

Then, afterwards while we are sitting next to each other on the curb in an attempt to lighten the mood and compliment you by suggesting it is likely or even possible for you to "win" Jmatsu in an internet fight I jokingly say "geez, you were pretty mad there for a second I thought you were going to kill that guy, he he".

You then accept the compliment and smile a little shrugging your shoulders saying "yeah, I am calmed down now that was my bad, I just lost my temper".

We hug.

We all take risks.

My handwriting sucks too but I don't actually hate myself because of it, I hate the decisions I made to get to a point where I am such a careless, lazy person whose handwriting reflects this.

Yeah he talks a lot of crap about rollerblading being gay but then look he is wearing pants that are gay! HYPOCRITE!

you're just going to keep milking that one marginally amusing story for all it's worth aren't you

I really was starting to feel good about myself and then I read this and now I feel like, when it really comes down to it, all I really am is that story. God, in my head I imagined it so differently... I imagined everyone being so excited to see a new poster on the forums, everyone loving me, and I was so careful not to offend and to respect the more well established members just periodically posting something I thought might be clever enough to get a chuckle or a few tiny drops of respect. I have clearly overstepped my bounds, you caught me smiling, you caught me feeling too good about myself and you appropriatley cut me back down. I guess I'm not really that great huh datasupa?... *sigh*

but where can I cop the mista Rogers mask with the zippers for eyes is all I wanna know ?

I change my shoes at least twice a day 2 ya know I needz dat

I don't think you can buy it I think the bears made it. Honestly from where we sitting it could have just been a President Bush mask I was uncertain but for some reason I saw Mr. Rogers in it.