actionjackson

cerruti,ysl,blackjeans,churchill

-27 point(s) total

one day i will have e-peen w/ prince albert

remember that movie where he was in the guy's brain?

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my theory is his mother was.

it looks dented in mann gnash. vagineyebrow.

seriously though about 5 cm down and out and you would be rocking an eyepatch for life...

Landho, brand hoe, can't leave your boots outta the flow?

I know I caught your attention, I do shine quite bright

but you're just another moth to my thousand watt light.

no offense meant yoda, and certainly none taken

but it seems my words have left you sorta shaken?

comparing my smarts to the size of a dick

makes as much sense as cents made from all your turned tricks

ie. not much you unsellable slob,

now go back to the corner and do your damned job.

your team begs alot, and maybe it's the chronic

but from your writing it shows, someone never 'got' phonics.

I ain't tryin to replace you, just let you know you need a hip replacement

your new name should be denim from how faded you got,

or the fresh prince's haircut, but will smith you are not.

backless? sort of cos my flow is a worm,

the rhymes creep in your brain just like a syphilis germ,

'cheep cheep' a little birdie told me you aint got it no more.

Some people have acquisition compulsive dizorder and be all materialisin' and etcetera.

But it is like food yo; some people will pay dumploads of cash for abstract french cuisine. why? I don't know.

Like them 'spenzive dinners you only stomach something as temporary as a fashion for so long. Then it's shit... Or else it is a game where you r.c.m.p. certain items that will pass the sands of time, becoming classics?

Life is short and nothing leaves with you when you go (sry egypt) so do what keeps ya happy and that's nobodies fuckin business.

last pair of destructos cracked in a fucking week i hate that company forever

i usually skate thunders they last a while the only reason i usually have to get new ones is they end up rusting

edit: and as for wheels rictas are nice but i still get flatspots sometimes but hubbas suck dick never get them they wear down like nothing

I thought destructos had a lifetime warranty?

Thanks for them suggestions, I guess the best thing to do is go to my local shop and see what they have.

What about trucks? My last 2 pairs were silver and destructos. I need new ones (my last setup got jacked) and I'm kinda impartial, any expert suggestions ?

I'm very high (blipZao). What's the highest (elevation) you;ve ever been? Anybody ever dealt with a sherpa?

I took der elevator to the first deck of CN tower at 11 years age.

(fruit swagger broscheme memescene) Also, if beds could talk.... they;d have to shut the fuck up while im trying to sleep.

gods dandruff < devils dandruff

brownsound

greige

cheapy cheapies

the last few poker games i've played, therefore $$$ and respect. Gambling is always lose lose lose unless you win win win.

burn to piss, that's syphilis

likely caught from her second line of work

soon you'll wish you used protection

upon your small bare-skinned erections

when your brain becomes infected ...

zenzenzen though it has been known to frighten kids

my flow has properties which cause enlightenment

factor in axial spins then say it in cop latin

acksonjay here to stay, king of the hills i flatten

Clopek thinks he's Gregory Peck but call I can see is a great big N*** I'm sorry I'm new here. Let's get back to making fun of other people.

Just saw tw ofriends off to see halifamily on the right coaste. Keiths me i;m irish cant wait for St. Paddy's day though.

jurassic parx plus platypus minus mammal.

What do the little green boxes actually represent? How should I go about getting more? Do I even want more?

too bad neither of yer hands were free

shoulda got your cousin to carry the t.v.

now you're sittin in county, busted by the mounties

thats what you get for fuckin wit the R.C.M.P.