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Oh whoops, they're Euro 42.

Bump, offers accepted as well.

Take advantage of the shitty pound by buying my nice leather stuff.

Red wing Mahogany boots, limited edition 9016, not worn much, slight scuffing on the toe, will mostly polish out. Size 42 European. 100 pounds plus shipping. Selling because they don't fit me.

Florentine leather bag, brass metalwork, incredibly tough and gorgeous reddish leather, has rings to attach a messenger bag strap or can be carried as a briefcase, 3 main compartments plus pockets, large enough to carry a laptop and includes a metal bar in the top to protect a laptop from damage. 60 pounds plus shipping. SOLD

AA shirt, tie and sweatervest

Nordavind Coat

Hell's bells jeans

thrift shoes.

AA Shirt, tie and sweatervest

Nordavind coat

Hell's Bells Jeans

Thrift Shoes

did you get a free bouncy ride

You bet your ass I did.

Not from him though.

I was here for this, I think I even show up walking past the video.

how lame is going as clark kent? i dont even know if im going out so if do it will be completely last minute.

Wear a superman t-shirt under your suit and shirt and pull it open when people ask who you are and it'd be pretty rad.

Fine I'll give some actual advice, if the girl you're after is at all arty/hipsterish, a good date idea is to make friends with the local gallery owners and take her out to an exhibition opening, you look 'high status' as fuck when you can just wonder in to an opening and get introduced to the artist by the owner, plus there's usually free booze and food and you don't have to pay shit.

Wow don't do what this guy did:

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Do exactly what this guy did.

Smack her firmly on the nose with a newspaper, after the first few times simply slowly reaching for it should be enough to end the argument.

Out at a gig and there's a girl there I swear I recognise, finally she puts on her glasses and I realise I hooked up with her at a party the week before, then the first guy who played at the gig comes over and I realise she's got a boyfriend and I've been straight up staring at her on and off for the last 10 minutes, and breezed past her when I walked in without even nodding.

If he killed the tie and wasn't wearing stupid fucking spacers that shit'd look decent.

Not being in school.

the dude looks more like a girl

and the girl looks more like a dude

That's because the faces have been switched with photoshop.

It's like watching someone's grandfather throw on a pair of shutter shades and try and mingle with his grandson's friends.

You are a 50+ year old man that just used the term pwn'd without a hint of irony. I just want you to understand where you are in life.

Grade school retorts, a shameful geriatrict.

you can probably only imagine making love PERIOD

Making love is for ken doll geriatrics feverishly pumping themselves full of viagra while they squeeze their eyes tightly shut to ignore the sack of swiftly aging cellulite and menopause that lies prostrate beneath them, I dirty fuck.

I can only imagine that making love to sonicvoodoo would be like feeling the tender caress of a leathery action figure.

This makes me want to give her a totally rude fucking, just go all out., it's the ballet style leotard, it just says 'destroy me please'.

Fuuuck, 5 days till I leave australia, maybe forever, or at least a good long fuckin' time, I feel so damn happy.

Anyone in new york wanna let a dude crash on their couch for a week by the way?