syrrealEFX

For Sale:

Black Steven Alan Tote, as seen on men.style.com. Like new, used only a few times from and to work. No wear. Asking price: $90 or best offer.

CK Meseenger Bag: Black canvas fabric, asking price $40.

APC Rescue Size 31: Slight wear, like new. Only wore around the house. Asking Price $85.

Description now, I'll add pictures later.

I second the motion for thermal underwear. 15 bucks at target and you can rock anything on your lower half without getting cold.

Yo, where'd you get the French Revolution shirt? And how much?

Damn, those Marc Jacobs lace ups are georgeous...Too bad I'm broke.

He looks like he beats off to Guns and Ammo magazine.

Nah, I'm not a fan of Asian chicks.

When I was a teenager, I got into my dad's stash of porn and all he had was Asian stuff. I watched one and in one scene, after the girl climaxed, she immediately started crying...Completely unexpected.

So I'm sitting there trying to beat off and there's this chick crying her eyes out...Needless to say, that permanently killed my attraction to any kind of Asian women.

That and they always remind me of my mother.

Errbody on Korea's jocke right now though. Taiwanese, Japanese, VN, they all slurping it up. they all wanna drink our $0.80 soju, sleep with our women, teabag our men, make the quarterfinals of the world cup

we on top of the world like whyte chicks in the 1980s. I'm Kelly Lebroche-ing real hard right now

Soju tastes awful and the Koreans on campus are the only ones in the midwest still wearing trucker hats...

And yes, I want to teabag the men like the Brits punctually everyday at 4.

Back in my freshmen year of college, I took Japanese 102 and had this tiny know-it-all Asian girl in my class. Every day she would act snobby about her "superior" knowledge of Japanese linguistics and culture. And everyday I had this repeating fantasy of grabbing her by the shirt collar and the top of her pants and seeing how far I can throw her across the room...Like, in the middle of her answer, I imagined that I walked across the room and toss her like an angry drunk out of a bar. But alas, four years have passed...

Will you let me fulfill that fantasy, tiny, will you?

I did the whole vegitarian thing for a month my freshmen year of college as a test of will. It was awful and needless and when I was done, meat made me gasey and didn't taste as good. But after a while it began to taste good again.

So when you do go back on the meat bandwagon, prepare for feeling gasey and bloated.

You shouldn't give up more than 2 vices at once...It's pretty tough for anyone. Baby steps, dude.

There's a plug-in for Skecthup called Kerkythea that renders realistically. 3D Studio max is far too complicated to learn and whatnot. If you want to do things in 3D as an undergrad, draw it in autocad then import over into sketchup. Go with sketchup and kerkythea. Realistically, you're going to have to learn Revit eventually because the workforce is transitioning to it more because it's more time efficient but a little limiting on your imagination. Best of all, kerkythea is free.

I'm a senior in architecture and these programs have been part of my arsenal for a while. For you, learning it in your second year already puts you above the rest for a little bit. Play with it a little bit, the learning curve isn't steep.

Hope this helps.

Back to school....first time in months I've had to get up before noon...

Notice the lotion on his bed. Someone's been having some sexy time with himself.

The only famous person I met I ever met was Tim Meadows and it wasn't even all that great.

I was walking around downtown Chicago and saw some random black guy decked out in camo walk out of Walgreens. I walked passed him then asked my friends, "was this Tim Meadows?" The dude looks real annoyed turns around and goes "Yeah" then walked off.

Also, you Asians gotta stop throwing up the peace sign in photo ops. You're walking stereotypes.

is the Asian hipster version of

and i'm sure all you supergays know who this guy is

and

+

Start Hating...

Hey, it's Kevin G. from Mean Girls!

Silly rabbit. Kids from Northwestern don't know how to party.

Corned Beef: Why are the Roots, Cake and Lupe coming to Northwestern? I might be interested in coming out. I'm sure we can have more fun than the folks in the Gay Bay.

You'll look like middle management if you do so.

Sweet, glad I'm not the only one here studying architecture.

Finishing up my 3rd year of my bachelor's for architecture.

Grad school soon afterwards.

hahahahhaha

sos, you're my new favorite poster

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

^^^ I was at a french beach last summer and saw this shit up close.

Good thing there were also younge french girls to divert my attention from human leather.

Damn I have a craving for pho right now but its hard to come by considering I'm living in central illinois right now.