superock

Though I'm sure this has been asked a billion times already but this thread is too long to sift through I'll ask anyway

I'm a size 30 in Slim Jims, what should I get in APC size and fit wise? I'm thinking New Standards in size 28. Does that sound about right to you guys?

I cry everytime I fuck a bitch

obviously half the dudes here don't eat, how else you gonna fit into those size 26 waist pants

not my dick, too drunk right now <--- my reply to some chick who texted me at 2am

i like gfunks idea, 20 minutes is an eternity anyways

usually read articles on the ipod touch while I'm on the can, then had the idea of taking the ipod touch into the shower, started accessing pornhub for their iphone/ipod touch friendly porn, began rubbing one out, stopped right before I finished the deed, had to will myself to put the video down, it was one of the hardest things I ever had to do, willingly gave myself blue balls

am I still in the race even though I touched my shit but never finished what I started?

done school for the year, currently unemployed, all I can think of is beating it, on day 3 right now, this shit is killing me, get random urges to go fap it even when doing something completely unrelated, had the most intense dream last night, don't know if I will be able to hold out for the entire month, you gotta have the patience and self control of a monk for this shit

Where The Fuck Is The Ya'll? I Didn't Hear No Ya'll!!!

When I leave work at 2:30 am, theres always an assortment of crackheads to make friends with. They each seem to have their own personal scam arsenal that they use over and over without realizing they've already tried that one on you. Good times.

EDIT: Btw I find myself in need of a day job to keep from going crazy. Anyone have any hookups/suggestions. I've been thinking about actually getting a job in clothing retail which is something I've wanted to try for a while, but I'm really open to anything at this point.

If you like CWG's then you should apply to work at French Connection Yorkdale location, but beware, the manager there is one fat cunt who'll most likely drive you crazy

otherwise try to score a job as a stock boy for Aritzia, one of the most chill jobs you can get in a mall

Is it possible for a miget to marry a tall woman? Yes.

Is it possible for a quadriplegic to make a blind like them. Yes.

The question isn't if its possible but rather is it worth the time, commitment, and emotional responsibility that comes with it.

There are billions of women on this earth.

Why get your panties in a bunch over just one of them?

listen to this man, he knows what he's talking about +rep

Ok, so I have no n00dz, so noneonyas gonnaz be-leeve me..but who cares:

My first from WAYYYY bax when:

Next...the one on the right:

Previous ex:

Rode my bike HELLZA far HELLZA drunk for this:

Dated this one when she was 18 and I was 23:

No one's gonna believe this one, but she's a twin...the one on the right:

and in back:

Biggest slut ever! I call her "Reverse Piledrive Face-Fuck Cum in the Butt Girl"...no joke:

Most recent (from my blog, met her on the street):

These are mostly from Myspace/Facebook...they are all for reals. Damn!

a.s.

homeboy delivers, +rep

I don't think anybody minds seeing these pics again, 'sepcially of the twin

http://www.holladaddy.com/

DUN B AL UP IN MAH BIZNAZZ!!@!

kinda makes me lose all hope in humanity....or at least lose hope for America....

naw, he just keeps goin

especially cause we're Canadian and the girls were American

and he's Iraqi

and he's a Poli Sci major

so he took the time to bitch about GWB and the US political system as a whole

so once he starts, he doesn't shut up until he gets his point across and says everything he needs to say.

ah well, no need to dwell on the past

friends like that aren't considered friends in my book

I think the part that did it for me was how relatively inexpensive it was for them to make this movie....

this one time I was smashed out of my mind at my friends house party, was watching porn on the computer in his bedroom with two girls just for the fuck of it

having read "The Game" by Neil Strauss not too long ago I recalled a part of the book where he spoke about a "dual induction massage" (google it if you don't know) and thought to myself: "Strauss is a bald douche who is probably lying through his teeth about this shit, so now I'm going to prove that he's full of shit by attempting the dual induction massage and not get poon"

well it turns out it works, it works very VERY well, to the point where we all had our shirts off, however turns out these two guys I know were watching the entire thing go down by peeking through the door, one of the girls finally caught on to them and said "hey who's that at the door? let's go back downstairs"

these bitches be lying about their age, seriously

i dont wanna go to jail

i like how the new rep bars make the green rep bar on the SExDB contest jeans irrelevant

they are good mistresses............

you deserve rep for that

Is that five pics of the same girl?

I do admit I tend to dig the Asian girls with the big smiles, you're not the first to tell me that the girls I bang all somehow look the same.

the one on the far right, this one I banged while I was in Montreal

This one I jizzed in her hair and then she proceeded to go to school with cum hair

she's the one on the far left

Now this one is the ex-girlfriend, at first I didn't want to post her but I figured whatever, fuck it (ps the dude is not me)

with the state of the canadian dollar, I think some of us canadians no longer have the necessary capital to invest in a pair of these

I've realized that no matter what you do, you will still think about the person and still care for them. So the path I've taken is to just accept it and live with it.

Ironically though, I was studying at my school's library with my ex-girlfriend and I was reading this thread and she asked me what I was reading and we ended up discussing our relationship and to cut it short, her and I are working things out between us now, thanks superfuture.

Back in high school there was a korean exchange student who was really into me. I managed to get her alone in the athletics council office and got her down to just her skirt and panties. Back then I just got my first part time job and with the fear of potentially being fired for showing up late to work, I ditched my chance of getting sweet korean FOB poon to get to work on time.

Whenever I see a cute korean fob it reminds me of how I could have had crazy wild sex inside my high school

RRDS

she look kinda wack here. post better pics of this bitch. how's her boobs? big? can't tell cause your purple sleeve b blocking that shit.

would it b unethical for me to place this in the worst waywt thread?

request granted, will take it down after a few hours