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  1. i'm not a firefighter nor a lumberjack. actually, i'm wearing these cuban heels to compensate for the fact that i am obviously nowhere near as amazing as you.

    Aah...But you admit that you are pretty amazing, nee?!

    happy new year, tall boot man! carry on, and represent in the 09!

  2. Here's a preview if you're not convinced it's worth reading. This person is talking about Sonic, as in Sonic the Hedgehog the videogame character, and, I assure you, is deadly serious.

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    It only gets better.

    my nausea just morphed to hysterical laughter! +rep!:D

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    left to right

    top to bottom

    joy barlow is a dead ringer for kate beckinsale.

    joy barlow is a dead ringer for kate beckinsale really.

    claudette colbert and isabella hofmann ("homocide")

    adrian paul looks more like sean connery than daniel craig looks like...anybody.

    tim russert and randy quaid

    tom cruise and jamie bamber ("battlestar gallactica")

    spencer tracy and kevin mckidd ("rome")

    montgomery clift and kerr smith ("charmed")

    young pics of laurence olivier always remind me of old pics of ossie davis.

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    and paul bettany ("davinci code") resembles simon woods ("rome").

  4. bitches who tell you all about their stupid life problems, but won't listen to any advice given. i guess they would rather go on complaining their little shitty life.

    also hate those damn asian fobs... some of which are actually american born and raised but pretend to be fobs.

    seconded.

    also. bitches who think that they are the only ones in the world who have stupid life problems.

    worst

    b*tches ask how are you and you have like an out of body experience and you hear yourself goin on and on about how nobody understands your stupid life problems and you're like outside yourself like shut up beyotch!:D

  5. Someone. SOMEWHERE. will learn to use a searchbutton. Or maybe not. Hopefully by then I will have finished lawschool and will be so stocked with bespoke suits ill forget all about jeans.

    I really dont like DrugsAreBadMkay

    intent to sell out

    worth more neg rep than accidentally selling out

    in the future lawyers and laborers all wear denim

  6. Everyone will be gay!

    everyone's already gay

    the women appreciation threads are full of men sharing an arsenal of intimates

    that's like passive aggressive gay

    in the future everyone will come out the closet

    it's getting cramped in there

  7. why do most individuals of "mixed race" if one half is black, usually just call themselves black or are referred to as black...unlike how icicle usual goes into specifics (which i think is alot of the time necessary/ a good thing)? is this literally just the complexion talking?

    I'm mixed and I never know which half to be more ashamed of
    It's basically the One-Drop Rule, for better or worse.

    when i'm with white people i call them crackers.

    when i'm with asians i'm like fucking chinks.

    michael jackson said it don't matter if you're black or white,

    but that's the raving fantasy of an 'alleged' child molestor.

    we have mixed feelings about mixed race but nobody's pure.

    the moral is love yourselves, or michael jackson's gonna touch some children.

  8. at some point in my life i realized that no woman is out of my league.

    delusional? perhaps.

    untrue? debatable.

    but, it gets the job done.

    jajaja!

    "everyone's available who's not dead!"

    i don't remember who said that.

  9. I wont lie I have enjoyed chicken and waffles at the Roscoes, the one in Long Beach. Being that I'm asian and I was with a white guy and 2 blonde girls we got some funny looks.

    but it was worth it right?!

  10. hence the title

    i'm white

    same boat

    i'm asian; every black chick is out of my league.

    it ain't about your race or your face.

    check your tude, your friends and your hood.

    if you have a certain type but your lifestyle says otherwise, you limit your chances of meeting your type.

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