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MR.YAYO

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  1. manila is a fun easy going place... just cause your in the 10% of cats who can afford shit doesn't make you a bad person.

    my 2 cents is...

    GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN!!!

    people who took me seriously...

    i got one suggestion...

    let me take you out and show how you it is.

    if your trying to change philippines politically or socially you will get merked so why change something you can't. you might as well commit suicide.

  2. Everythings fucked. But its how you deal with the shit around you.

    IT IS WHAT IT IS THERE HOMIES!

    i was clownin writing the shit i wrote tho. if you can't help but to think "STOOPS" after my post's i aint mad.

  3. is it wrong that im moving back to makati so i can be lazy and not have to do shit all day? the reason my parents worked so hard all this time in the US is so i can go to makati and not work or go to school if i choose.

  4. whats wack is the medicine they give you has the craziest names and they dont work for shit.. whats up with that??

    never get your teeth pulled out there they have no vicodin, no tylenol etc...

    if they would import other medicines; all the philippine companies would go outta buisness, so they just dont do it. cause they know there shit sucks.

    its like how san miguel is the only beer.

  5. The Philippines is great other than I spit blood here and cant take a #2 since Thursday...

    I THINK IM DYING...

    i hate hospitals in the philippines. hope you #2 soon man!! gettin sick in manila is the worst feeling ever.

  6. ^^ blah ^^

    blah??? this is superjetset right??? this is a forum to learn how to jetset basically..i was just trying to put people up on game. manila is a small bubble of folks. speaking for myself id rather kick it with former presidents grandsons then my own cousins there.

    crazy ish is that i hardly spoke tagalog at all, only when i was in taxi's.

    manila people show mad love. the only thing wack about it is thats its so small you get tired of seeing the same faces over and over. evryone knows your bizness which is wack. i can't wait to get back tho.

    security guards wherever your at don't trip at all if your boy's dad is their boss. hahaha

    my third night there i got really drunk dj'd at cuisine got on the microphone and made every model ho put there gun fingaz in the air and the mothersuckers (socialites) got shook cause they thought i was taunting them and we made all their girls our groupies that night. i had alll the folks slapping the walls like it was a soundclash i was rewinding songs making everyone say puuulll up...had waiters there bigging me up and had everyone singing to songs they never heard... people going brrrah brrrahh like that had guns on their fingers got them thinking like this guy is hating on us. long story short they hate americans who are loud, they had 3 carloads of manila mafia no joke ready to kill all the homies i made that night from the nike party early on that day. that was my funnest night there too...they too much into the trance, and wack house and i love house . they were pissed off i played ice cream from raekwon thats why they were pissed. hip hop is the ghetto of all ghetto ish there. but then all the same dudes who were hating started goin to the so called coool basically hipster places my boy's dj at. fake asses... only kissin our ass cause we had the party favors. be easy those socialites will get you killed for like 40$$$ 2000 pesos will get anyone merked. be careful.

    i hate embassy tho, i boycott that spot. cuisine is only cool on monday's.. its like cinespace tuesdays in manila.

  7. you gotta know the right people! get connected!

    i was there for 6 months left 5 months ago goin back in 2 months.

    got there stayed at p.burgos for a month got tired of the GRO's and moved to fort bonafacio. its next level there!! live there!!

    made friends my first night when i dj'd at jaipur. killed it had fun. big ups to dj skratchmark!! he runs ish there.

    made money dj'n, workin for MTV consulting. get your hustle on. people say you can be anything in manila. but i say why be something your not.

    had a idiot driver named ONO who cut my cats whispers off to quote "make him look more pogi" the cat already has no tail and u cut his whiskers off?? my ex found him on the street.

    fired my made for lookin thru my things all the time. and she meesed up my favorite shirts. so i had no cook so i had to eat out all day. so wack...

    makati is expensive i save more money here in LA. IT AINT CHEAP THERE.

    life is hard but its hard everywhere. dont be afraid to take taxi's make them afraid of you!!

    my favorite day time kick it spot was the manila polo club. i would go there to chill and smoke weed with my ex's homegirls who hated her! find your future wifey here!!! all rich girls are horny girls.

    i met homies for life in manila. ive also met weirdos and haters in manila. just when you think it cant get weirder it does. stay away from the weirdo's.

    nightlife is the only time i like there. HAPPY MONDAYS at cuisine is the bizness i dj there when im there so HOLLA!! tuesdays at capones tooo in salcedo village i dj there too when im there. look for dj red-i or dj skratchmark if youz american to point you in the right direction. holla at em!! they my boys. go to my boy tollo's party at greenbelt temple and my boy kikos part fluxxe on thursday also at greenbelt. holla!!

    if you were worried manila didnt have drugs well, they do. coke, weed, shroomz, valium, k, exstacy, oxy, whatever you want. stay away from the tweekers tho.

    find a rich girl take her out have paparazzi take your picture and say, "i better see that shit in the newspaper or magazine." those socialite magazines are retarded anyways.

    watch out for SOCIALITE A-HOLES. THERE EVERYWHERE HATING ON FIL-AMS. its like these dudes never left the philippines and think there the ish cause there rich. bump into those people. put you shoulder into it.

    do all of these things and youll love the philippines.

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