poorboy

Stranger: hello

You: WHY HELLOOOOO THERE

Stranger: where are you from?

You: your dreams

You: im from your fuckin dreams

You: not quite what you expected, huh?

Stranger: no not quite

You: is it my loin cloth?

Stranger: I was expecting a country of some sort

You: fuck that. i'm abstract. im out there man. i dont belong to a fucking country

You: i am the embodiment of your hopes and aspirations

You: and now, through the miracles of science and shitty chatrooms,

You: here i am.

Stranger: well with the proper gramar and spelling slang an swearing I say Canada or the states

You: so let's cut the foreplay

You: it's grammar, by the way

Stranger: my bad

You: maybe you should spell check, otherwise making a spelling mistake in that sentence of yours kind of defeats the purpose/intent

You: just fyi.

You: so hows about it?

Stranger: well then smart ass

You: oh yeah. talk dirty to me.

You: you tiny tiny man.

Stranger: I'm not tiny at all actualy

You: but it's cool if i call you that right? it's just a petname.

Stranger: naw

You: well this relationship is going sour

You: you can sleep on the couch tonight.

Stranger: yea ok like that's gunna happen?

You: i better not catch you jerking off again to the tv guide either.

You: i had to cover our sofas in plastic because of you.

Stranger: whatever I do what I want

You: yeah and look where that got you.

You: butt naked in the living room

You: jerking off to a photo of suzanne summers.

You: you rebel, you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or my #2, "if you scream il fuckin killll you"

i have to take a huge piss.........wanna help me aim?

my bad. do you think i have to use a remover before i soak it in the black dye? also what method do you recommend, soakin it in a tub or with the washing machine?

minya what kind of dye did you use? i got a cheap pair of white jeans on sale and i wanna dye em black. i was wondering what i need to use and how to do it. do i have to use some kind of dye remover first? thx.

is there an online website taht sells em and ships to the us?

do they sell these in the US at all?