skeetinmynose

 

 

experiencing God's glory at trinity broadcasting network hq

the official verified recent purchases 2015 thread

 

all others are imposters

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

have a blessed evening

 

 

 

applicants with the ability to create similar autistic illustrations for superfuture will be heavily considered for candidacy

 

have a blessed evening

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

supertrash is currently seeking a passionate individual to join an expanding division within the forum as an "autist".

 

Do you find yourself tossing and turning in your sleep, wondering what happened to superfuture user mass? Have you spent hours researching the influence of wEstSidE? Do you refer to superfuture users by their first name because you found them on Facebook or on the explore page on Instagram? Do you have an anime avatar? Find that you can't stop thinking about an obscure third-world designer? You might be an "autist"!

 

Duties and Responsibilities:

 

• extensive knowledge of superfuture history and ability to recall past events and posts as if you were present (ex. "remember that time mass hung out with sidneylo in new york in 2008? good times hah")
• critiquing waywt posts for historical and contextual accuracy
• complimenting waywt poster's body parts
• knowing intimate details about specific superfuture users
• posting minimum 10 posts daily, creation of obscure threads in other subforums
• maintaining dead city/meet-up threads
• writing minimum 1000 word essay posts on subjects such as: "my personal style evolution", "fuuma's pants: to pleat or not to pleat", "why ramen sucks"
• bumping 2 year old threads
• incorrectly using terminology: "fuckboi", "goaty"
• defending superfuture from dangerous compilation picture threads and malicious cross-forum invaders
• frequenting and researching other forums, including, but not limited to: stylezeitgeist, r/malefashionadvice, 4chan /fa/, hypebeast, caretags 
• special project: quitting superfuture and returning with a new bully internet persona (project timeframe 1-2 years)

 

Competencies:

• friendly internet social skills (poor real-life social skills highly desirable)
• basic grammar and comprehension not required, but will help in writing essay posts
• ability to recite your cranium circumference on command
• propensity to type superfuture usernames in bold
• stubborn and unable to take feedback from others

 

Education and Experience:

• newly registered users preferred
• users older than 6 months must have >1000 post count
• maximum 5 months internet fashion experience
• minimum 20 yjp/rakuten searches per day

 

We offer a friendly working environment, great benefits, and world-class training from superfuture autists and historians.

 

Apply within thread with a minimum 200-word post detailing why you feel you deserve this title and quote your favorite fuuma picture. Attach any gold star posts with your resume.

 

 

Have a Blessed Evening,

skeetinyournose

senior cav empt autist