jessica future

It is funny you're so mad. Of course you chauvinistic internet bovine-boys, you oxes, would try to team up on me. One question: have I spammed, at all? Please read this slowly:::: The only reason this thread wont go away is because you keep coming back to it. Fatso

George Bataile's Acephale/The Story of the Eye

Huxley's Short Stories

Sarte's Exhistentialism is a Humanism

Christopher Wunderlee's Loony: a novella of epic proportions

and someone told me I was a Tartuffe and recommended I read more Moliere but i don't like reading plays. someone on superfuture.... someone who works at Denny's

I have no idea what you are talking about, but I like your picture. He said he worked for Denny's. It's a harmless joke. Ask him yourself. I think he wants to hurt me.

you guys are my new best friends that don't even like me. I mean we spend so much time together, you'd think we might appreciate one another. I think we should complain to Airjamies manager and get him fired, because this food tastes like shit. I found this rare photo of him slacking off:

What bothers me about you is not that you're too stupid to spot sarcasm, it's that you're a fat ass who works at Denny's. And you're ugly.

oh mother. i'll be home later. i love you

I'm sorry for posting that I just really found the contrast between patriot and ass rather visceral; "it's like machine vs horse" but what do you think? FACT: Franz Schubert was a sociopathic jingoist, who died of syphilis at age 31; and yet, he was the racehorse of fantasia composition.

the horse-man was standing on the pianoforte after an overture; he grinned and his ivory teeth twinkled in the lights.

you child. how old are you? go eat some shit cakes. I love you

you are the star bearer aren't you ????

what are sweat palms? is it sweet or sweaty or both.

yeah don't, i like porn. i was applauding you. you wouldn't mind if i posted hot men's asses would you?

that's why i have 4 stars and you don't. We all know that Pornography always wins in the end

i'm convinced that the ass thread is better than this one. thanks for reposting that natalie portman one...

"logic would dictate that im a fatass right?" RIGHT! You do work at Denny's? ------ shit sorry again, corporate headquarters. ::: it's just so hilarious that you were bragging about that. Fake-Hyperbogusspace-Friends?

quit trying to find and angle on me and answer the question: how much do you weigh, money bags?

Oh Ok because who the hell is Moliere, right? Is that some unknown writer or, wait, is that classic literature. --- Waiter, umm there's an asshole in my Chocolate Chip Mocha Cake, which is normally a superlative dessert. Question: are you obese?

Denny's ha ha ha haah ahah ahaaaaaaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahha ha haah ahahaha aha........ Denny's / Dickhose ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haa haa haaaaaaaa hhhaha aaaaaaaaaah..... phyew

i'm sorry Airjamie, I love pecan pie - I don't think because you work at Denny's you know anything about pie ---- Headquarters, i apologize... Who's with me? This is just crazy.

never went to college but thanks for the roundabout compliment. "noone cares" you seem to care or you wouldn't have responded so loudly. if you don't want to be here then leave the thread and don't come back. however, if you do come back, maybe you'll get that kiss you so begged for. (New Readers Look Above for the Hard Evidence on 'Airjamie' incredible sanctimoniousness)

you criminals of the ether-world, you entropic scum. this is a call to arms. Callous your fingers making an ass of yourself in hyperspace. Let your minds be raped by the thought of out-smarting me; find typos in my sentences; sell things; sell your souls; look/post funny stimulating pictures and flash images. YOU COWARDS! Do I have to miss-spell things to get any action around here? Have I already? How about now: suck on my chonsky Henry Chinaski - i don't even like him but i'm quite certain you do... Well?

mwa - you do realize I was mocking someone? you ultra clever quadruped

this is my thread. save your incestuous tv sitcom fantasy humor for your wife you creep.

i missed you snugglepony. it seems you've had your way with me. well i just hope everyone else doesn't mind; i'm being spread pretty thin. know what i mean you cheeky swines you?

i don't know what sparked this atavism - but it looks like i have 5 complete morons fighting over me. That's what the weekend does to you depressed internet junkies. mr. "FYI LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL" you turned out to be the worst of them: i'm not in the least bit surprised. "if you want to have an intellectual conversation" Or else you'll turn into a pervert? read my lips you perverted old man: i want to kiss your wrinkled face.