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just got in
remembered i had a camera two blocks from my flat
lovely twilight
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home sweet home
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hello fellows
i am blasted
and for whatever reason i cannot put down kierkegaard
translation: i did not get laid tonight
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kicking the shit out of seventeen year olds
while tremendously satisfying
really is not worth the potential legal repercussions
keep your head up sidney
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ive been pretty good about photos for the first half of my last week with ebi-chan
i figured i might as well show our jeans new jersey while we're here
naturally, our first stop was the mall
here we are mere seconds before being asked to leave victoria's secret
this was actually after being asked to leave sharper image
here we are living our princess fantasies at the disney store
our new pal guapo
bling like blaowing at express womens
a very poorly choreographed picture attempt at macys
a candid shot of pure terror
here we are with my old lady
(get it)
ebi-chan catches stares where ever we go
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i would have liked to give diddly a smooch along with the denims
i suppose a lipstick smeared postcard will have to do
sorry for the blackout
i found the cable for the camera i've been using though
here's a closeup of the patch damage i took last week
cracks are a bit more pronounced now
perhaps the lizard can heal its wounds with some good love (and maybe some obenaufs)
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age is a number
life is once
if you want him, take him
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Ok, see how you like getting yelled at for no reason when something that isn't on sale in the food store you work in.
was this supposed to be a burn
your kung fu is weak, brah
(as is your command of english)
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my member is 1/8 chinese
im not sure of the exact ratio of it to my face
but i want to say like 10x mag would probably cover it, if i was like semi turgid
if i can find a tape measure i will do the math and get back to you
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why do all the pandas who post use pictures of chinese members
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the recent alcohol-centric triteness of my life keeps me up at night
ironically drink is the only thing that will help me into bed
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i am whatever u say i am-eminem
lolz
isnt avy from thomas how 2 taper guide
didnt think diddy bc use "niggaz" so frequently
but maybe diddy bc use
tbh i think if diddy would be funnier
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dollar pints and fifty cent slices make a great argument for afternoon drinking
only spent twenty dollars today and i am still a bit buzzed
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i have 2 infractions. yay
probably because youre gay
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^ just used the knife parts of two waiters corkscrews like pincers
i confess that i got skilss
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also i confess that i took a detail shot of the patch damage on the dd+1 jeans
i coudlnt find the cord for the cam
so i took the card out and slipped it into the card reader
but the card was one of those tiny duo ones
and the reader in my laptop is old scchools
so now the card is lost somwehre in my computer
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i am such a coochtease
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wait, so almondcrush, you just turned 21???????
if you mean to ask if youve been an accessory to underage drinking, then yes
thanks for the well wishes everyone
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yesterday was the start of week three with ebi-chan
we didnt see much daylight today
thirty drinks and no vomit made for a pretty gnarly hangover
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id take dduk over mooncakes any day
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thirteen shots for the dd+1
(and another ten for good luck )
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ha nalreps, enjoy your tip... you've been crowned.
sid adult circumcision is a difficult decision
you really shouldnt poke fun
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our two week long binge was interrupted with an overnight hospital stay this weekend
(sorry no pics)
however ebi-chan will be there for my first legal bar crawl this evening
hopefully tomorrow we will have shots of our first hot vomit soak
in the meantime here is a picture of the 'sus and i eating brownies homosexually:
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it was nice to see you waistside
come visit sometime
we can go dior home in menlo
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more like poo-keepsie
am i right
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ims ad the evisuse are leaiving
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i am hppy theyr going to diddly