almondcrush

cant wait to see the deutsche one again

will be there with wesc

i am a million percent down for a trip to shea

just caught up with the past few months

ebs is looking gorgeous, denim fraternis

hibernating half the year

still-moving salmon

i could get used to that

khoi if you eat that fish youve got ill stomach a dozen live ones

Don't ask.

we weren't going to

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*freaks*

normally when one baits

one waits for a bite

disillusioned, if you are going for the short hair look you could benefit by going shorter imo

maybe an inch or less all around

or at least have the sides clipped and tapered high

i dont think the lateral flaps of hair are feature-flattering

ftb i am sorry to hear about your condition

im more lib than con

but i think that mccain is the most honest man in washington

hes got my vote if hil-dog gets the nod

anyway, imo spex can dress

i dont agree with many of his opinions but he got some steez

the chick from uniqlo s/s08

uniqlo a/w 06 was gorgeous

fun thread dis

tbh im sure you wont need any help hooking cornies

i expect you remember how impressionable girls in college are from your undergrad stint

white midwestern underclassmen?

every word you say will be new to them

added bonus: white girls are 3000% less likely to hold a grudge / talk shit once you decide youre through vs. their asian counterparts

if i were in your shoes id be more worried about finding some decent female conversation

fucking's fine, but life is less enjoyable without a few women you can watch a subtitled film with

then again i think i might just be a perv for those supremely gratifying friends-to-fucking moments

anyway, what i mean is that hotties abound, but proper girls are few and far between

maybe moreso in the heartland for a man with tastes as cosmopolitan as yours

back to your original post, before going out with the intention of bringing back a blonde

i like to watch the domestic dispute scenes from the biopic dragon: the bruce lee story (7)

p.s. ive gotten dong-kun a few times too

but only from yujahs trying to quell the deep-seated shame that comes of loving someone non-korean

i like easter

ive got all this guilt underneath

the whole rebirth motif really does it for me

took a powernap, but drove to church still pretty baked this morning

i was seriously feeling that hallelujah chorus

i crack my toes probably a dozen times an hour

I have a bad habit of leaving things behind, specifically stuff I hold in my hands.

its flabbergasting how often this happens to me

on top of that im usually holding things in my hands in an effort to avoid forgetting them

photo in small

rice cooked with so much water that the grains are no longer distinct

(mushy instead of fluffy)

exception: congee

kimchee on hot pizza is pretty much the best thing ever.

fixed

Peace? True, but I just love this chick. Haha.

is that the girl from the thank you for not voting psa?

lately filipino people whose deep-seated self-worth issues manifest as a pronounced outward disdain for all things filipino

while i dont think everyone necessarily needs to be proud of their heritage

there is nothing as digusting as an uncle tom

paging through "on the road" again

fell down as i was straightening up my closet

kerouac calling out to me i guess

re-read "the stranger" last week

spotted it in a coffeeshop bookshelf and didnt feel like going to class

truth be told i didnt enjoy it nearly as much as i did in high school

the nihilism espoused struck me as so crass this time around

regarding graphic novels, "jimmy corrigan: the smartest kid in the world" was fantastic imo

^^ ive dissolved some wasabi in melted butter before, not bad

prefer the childhood familiarity of packaged wasabi peas tbh

will you marry me?

pm ring size

new job tending restaurant bar

farewell meager beard

we hardly knew ye

talib?/ i come at you with mablibs until im crushin ur almond sized brain you wack bitch/

hard for you to rhyme when you aint bitin some shit?

you some fruit thats gone bad, im still lightin up shit

geodude? well im water my lines is super effective

only thing wetter's yo moms while my dick is erective

This thread feels like star wars the way i be attackin these clones/ rip apart their rhymes then proceed to crackin these bones

oh you think you bad with these clones you attackin

only thing bad is yo wild swagger jackin

droolin on these nuts you should be wearin a bib

leave the clones and the bones to my homie talib

yo

yo check it

when theres something strange

in the neighborhood

who you gonna call

almondcrusher

one

subhumans who chew with their mouths open

hey guys ive been having difficulty urinating lately

upon closer inspection it appears that i actually have dicks, stuck in my dick

im not really sure what to do about this, plz advise

I don't know if that guy was messing with me the last time he told me to walk through the sensor thing.

dont be so mad

he probably just enjoyed watching you walk by