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Hi,

I would appreciate it if you would please take the time to critique my resume. Any suggestions for additions and modifications would be very helpful and appreciated.

Best Regards,

Vampyrvargfesten

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wheres that chubby girl with the thin hair showing tits in her bathroom that got photoshopped badly a bunch

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Hi e0d9n0b5,

I will try and incorporate chub girl and sidnelo_danpat.jpg on a later revision. I will try and CC you with further details probably next week.

Best,

Vampyrvargfesten

PS. I think I have old multicolor waywt on my other computer - I will need to check.

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On Sun, Dec 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM, e0d9n0b5 wrote:

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> wheres that chubby girl with the thin hair showing tits in her bathroom that

> got photoshopped badly a bunch

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To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]

Subject: FWD: Job Opening for "Synergy Specialist" Position

Let me know what you think.

Thanks,

Vampyrvargfesten

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Cc: [email protected]

Subject: Job Opening for "Synergy Specialist" Position

Attachment: flyer-info-packet-sessionOct1994.pdf

OUR COMPANY :

Synergy Solutions is largest brand synergy consulting firm committed to achieving outstanding results with clients all over the world.

We are currently looking for an experienced individual to fulfill the newly-opened "Synergy Specialist" position in the "You Look Like Shit" department.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

• Conducting lace job research in JKT, SYD

• Policing questionable sag, fades, combs, and whiskering

• Answering general sizing down inquiries/ where2kop via telephone and email

• Inspecting Supreme Decks on wall; generating monthly PowerPoint reports on inventory and PayPal fees

OUR BENEFITS:

• Unparalleled exposure to high-level clients

• Networking and formal mentoring program

• 1 week comprehensive training program in front of Uniqlo, New York

The deadline to apply is January 10, 2010.

Interviews for potential candidates will begin January 28, 2010.

Thank you,

78

Director of Recruiting

Synergy Solutions

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october 2003.

fuck outta here.

you aint bobby hundreds

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TortGuy_4C_NoTag_FIN1.jpg

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I thought you majored in bumping useless threads?

dem fightin' words. outside uniqlo of course.

(my thoughts exactly though.)

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hey wolf party man, send the full version to me. I've read something like 4000 resumes in my life. I'll make that shizz sing

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I'd like to remind all of you that I was the first to be challenged to a fight in front of Uniqlo.

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vampy you seem like you have lots of extra time on your hands

plz fix my real-life resume

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according to the webcam that I installed in front of uniqlo no actual fights have occured in front of it.

e-peen fail

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