How Do You Pee With Morning Wood??

[playdisonlyatnight]

i do the plank method. they didn't include the one where you start peeing from a distance and slowly walk closer to the toilet as the stream weakens. takes practice.

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or the reverse of this, sometimes when i gotta piss bad i start peein and then take steps back to see how far i can go until the strength of the urine stream diminishes

have peed in a toilet from outside the bathroom before, thats like 6 steps

not for beginners

[Sayword]

Yall know yall still hitting the sides of the toilet, especially when @ friends houses and having to tear some tissue off to clean it up all while flushing the toilet so you don't make a sound/seem like you are taking too long.

[Seething Tortoise]

The plank.

It also reduces splashback.

[phen3N]

i have this fear that one day the floor will be slippery and while doing the plank i slip and my teeth get knocked out by the top of the toilet. you all now have this fear as well.

[lmaozedong]

if i have split stream and morning wood, sometimes i have to kneel down in front of the toilet to get the right angle to get it in.

[Dijonnaise]

I pee upward, controlling the flow so that it creates a nice parabola. No bending, pushing, slipping, and besides, it looks real steezy if someone busts into the bathroom

[phen3N]

haha high angle bonus. i've tried and failed at that.

[Guest on-display]

i just pee in my bed (?)

[jl.1212]

pee in the shower, problem solved

agreed

ive always wondered what the point of flushing was when youre going to pee

[MharcI]

Does everyone wake up with morning wood though? For me it isnt often

[Leonard Leroy]

Flying Wallenda

[Leonard Leroy]

Does everyone wake up with morning wood though? For me it isnt often

That sucks man

[mrchariybrown]

plank x strong arm

this

ive always wondered what the point of flushing was when youre going to pee

think about this situation..

intense urge to go #2.. run to the bathroom and you're greeted with a toilet bowl filled with urine. then you have to wait for the toilet to flush because sitting straight down to do business would risk the chance of splash back from your divers. ya dig?

[mrchariybrown]

I'd give the water company my 3 cents before risking having pee water get on my taint

kind of off topic, but on the topic of peeing..

washing your hands after taking a piss blah blah blah yeah of course. that flush handle is dirty as fuck. but what I don't get is, why the majority of people don't wash their hands BEFORE taking a piss.

your hands = germ infested

your dick (on most days) = clean as a whistle

[Seething Tortoise]

Don't question the status quo.