Tips on shoplifting?

[leaftors]

serious thread

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ask orion (10)

[Hella Hyphy]

don't pay for anything before you walk out the store

[sawn-off chef]

i heard visvim back packs were good for this, pm Branespload.

[hellogoodbye]

SEARCH MOTHERFUCKER

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/archive/index.php/t-19457.html

[hellogoodbye]

sry got carried away

[Hella Hyphy]

sry got carried away

no its okay, these things need to be done

[MissingNo.]

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except actually take something

[MissingNo.]

oh poo, sorry wrong link.

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[LeatherSeatBelt]

dont get caught

[evisu 2000]

lizzy bags

[Orion]

I'm watching...

[narutofan]

Hes watching...

[blm14]

[Oxy.]

dont get caught

i came in here to say the exact same thing.

[whitney]

just work retail. you'll pick up on all sorts of tricks if you have common sense.

I would be so good at stealing if it wasn't for my conscience.

[vinceee20]

dont rob from luxury goods stores

the brass doors are there too crush ur leg on the way out

[Vampyrvargfesten]

you just have to not give a fuck

there are like a bunch of methods (go google them, i will not post here), but really, all the tricks fail if you make your self look hella suspicious, keep glancing around every corner, draw attention to yourself, etc

basically: walk out of the store and feel/pretend that you have actually bought the item and shouldn't be hassled... don't run! act naturally/play dumb

the worst that will happen will be "oh, i'm sorry, i forgot i had it in my hands... i have bad short term memory, sorry... " and they usually will forgive you and not think of you as a thief.

stores like wal-mart usually will not press charges (if caught) for < $20 or so of goods

[DaBestSpoona]

[Vampyrvargfesten]

cutest shoplifter ever!

if i had a shop, i would let her steal .. BUT only she came in like this:

<3